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"call Putin to say thanks"

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 08:34:43 ago (+25/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Was a Costco getting gas this weekend. Turned to the guy next to me and complained about the price. He angrily said:

"call Putin t say thanks".

I replied, "what the hell does Putin have to do with it?" He just blankly stared at me. So I raised my fists in the air and shouted "Lets Go Brandon!". A couple people chuckled, but most just went about their business of brain-dead consuming and spending without thought.

To think that our ancestors fought a war over a tax on tea, and now most people can't get their noses out of the phone long enough to wave goodbye to our country.


19 comments block


[ - ] beece 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 09:26:11 ago (+2/-0)

NPC sighting for sure. They believe the many lies that the (((media))) repeatedly and continually foists on them. It's difficult to break that programming, especially in a single encounter, as it's been happening for so long.

Good on you for not accepting dudes premise and stepping up.

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 20:15:18 ago (+1/-0)

I really had hopes for the jabs taking care of this

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 09:29:10 ago (+2/-1)

https://files.catbox.moe/fqusz0.png
Came across this yesterday so fucking stupid.

Oh and 5% goes to Ukraine when you buy one

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 17:24:39 ago (+4/-0)

The kikes love their fecal humor.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 12:07:26 ago (+5/-0)

The concequences of memory longer than a goldfish.

"None of this is due to Putin. Its all Joe Biden killing off the energy independence policies from ORANGE MAN BAD"

But no. rUsSiA RuSsIa rUsSiA!!!1

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 14:42:35 ago (+0/-2)

So I raised my fists in the air and shouted "Lets Go Brandon!"

cringe af bruh

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 14:49:29 ago (+7/-0)

the only cringe here is you talking like a ghetto monkey - "bruh".

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 22:09:38 ago (+0/-0)

stay moist

[ - ] Trickthegoyim -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 14:47:05 ago (+0/-1)

Putin is part of the global world order. So you praising blm/zionist putin is cringe. Putin has one dream and it's white genocide. Starting in ukraine

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 14:51:33 ago (+7/-0)

Wake up dude, I didn't "praise blm/putin" in any way.
I just questioned what Putin has to do with high gas prices in the US? And the obvious answer is NOTHING, it's all on the Biden admin.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 19:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

Not saying you're wrong, but there's no right side of that conflict, and the brainwashed normies are more triggered by Putin praise.

[ - ] ThisGuy -3 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 16:14:18 ago (+0/-3)

Oh yeah, yelling "Let's go Brandon" really showed him. You are an inspiration. As you were literally "consuming and spending without thought" along side him. What the fuck are you doing besides saying stupid shit and acting like you are somehow better? Dumbass.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 16:43:59 ago (+2/-0)

Brandon doesn't even necessarily have much to do with it either. Our oil refineries are at 97% capacity with none being built since the 1990s. The EPA and federal government have been waging war on inexpensive energy for decades.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 18:09:54 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah i'll agree not so much biden but his handlers, although all those denied and cancelled permits for further exploration, drilling and raising output as well shutting down previous production capability that biden announced on his very first day in office sure fcking do tho ....

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 18:40:15 ago (+0/-0)

Raising output would decrease oil prices by adding more to the international market yes but not much can increase our supply of fuel at this point.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 01:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, bc the Federal Govt shut down the Oil Industries ability to provide that increase at the ground with new infrastructure and have throttled the existing supply with permit denials.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 08:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

it takes over a year for a new well to come online. That kind of stuff doesn't happen over night. If you think prices are bad now just wait. It's going to be really bad in 5 years when decline rates kick in. Biden is just the idiot taking the heat. The real group behind this is the WEF "ESG initiative' and the trillions of kike dollars behind it.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 18:39:08 ago (+0/-0)

US energy/oil production was built up and the US became completely energy/ fossil fuel self sufficient during 2016-2020 and were looking to begin selling/ providing on the open market to Europe.
Biden shut that all down on his first day.
The permits denied for exploration and opening new well heads would have come on line for production capability in 2021, and more would have been able to begin operating 2022 and onwards etc etc.
In 2016 America had the worlds largest oil reserves (larger than Saudi Arabia, Russia and Venezuela). Now they are suffering a shortage and have to purchase internationally. Go figure.
I agree that biden is just a sock puppet to take the blame.
It's All globo-homo/ joo WEF bs.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 19:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks Bibi!