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"Sorry America, but no way would we think you'd have such a small portion of food as the original picture, we know y'all too well."

submitted by boekanier to whatever 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 01:00:24 ago (+14/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 01:13:32 ago (+4/-0)

Americans don't eat fried tomatoes and mushrooms for breakfast. That's the brits

[ - ] boekanier [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 01:14:34 ago (+0/-0)

I have no idea what you eat.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 07:46:53 ago (+2/-0)

Generally for breakfast I have three cups of black coffee and two beers.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 03:07:00 ago (+1/-0)

Pussy,bourbon and bullets. But really our breakfasts are very different depending on region. I'd say eggs bacon and toast with coffee would be the average.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 01:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

I do sometimes.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 03:04:15 ago (+1/-0)

The English breakfast thing?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 03:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. Depending on what we run out of or bought extras of.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 01:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 03:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

That's different,but the best omelet is a western omlet!

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 01:20:00 ago (+1/-0)

We don't actually think about what y'all are imagining because we're too busy enjoying the 2nd pic.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 02:12:51 ago (+1/-0)

We wish breakfast was like that.

The reality is more likely a bowl of sugary cereal or nothing at all, as they rush to work, school etc.

It's funny though.

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 02:57:41 ago (+0/-1)

lol the Jesus face in the crumpet @Love240

[ - ] boekanier [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 03:30:59 ago (+1/-0)

Believe me or not, but I don't have breakfast, I eat when it's 12 o'clock and then at 6 o'clock and that's it.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 04:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

I think that's normal, I don't have time after sleeping as long as possible. Sometimes I eat one meal a day I want it to be big though.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 10:59:11 ago (+0/-0)

Same. If I do eat in the morning, it's a light meal. I can't function for the rest of the day on a full stomach. Makes me sluggish and unalert.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 04:29:38 ago (+0/-0)*

Portion sizes in europe are ridiculously tiny. Can't go to the supermarket and buy anything more than would fit in tiny cupboards and a tiny refrigerator.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 06:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

the way you fat motherfuckers regale the rest of the english speaking world with tales of random shitter plumbing disasters theres gotta be something wrong with either your plumbing, or your plumbing.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 10:20:17 ago (+0/-0)

That is not quite right. There needs to be a supersized Coca Cola and cheese on everything. Also not seeing chicken and waffles.

Here is what the unarmed Australian’s breakfast will look like in a couple years

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 13:28:11 ago (+0/-0)

That's a British breakfast.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 18:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

Nice try but beans toast and tomato slices is a shitty british breakfast