Give me your best 9:11 breakup texts - Upgoat

Give me your best 9:11 breakup texts
submitted by Her0n to Jokes 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 08:49:51 ago (+20/-1) (Jokes)

My inlaw is over to have a lazy Sunday with us. Here's some of what we've said

"This breakup was an inside job."

"This relationship is crumbling."

"Sometime I feel terrorized by you."

"I feel we used to fly high, but now we've crashed. Twice."

"I think your bush ruined this relationship."

"Your suffocating me with 120 stories of rubble."

"I feel like I'd rather jump than burn up in this relationship."

Anything to add?

Bonus points for antisemitism!

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:15:56 ago (+0/-0)

jews did this to us

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 17:57:24 ago (+0/-0)

When you don't even touch me, I feel like collapsing faster than tower 7.

Let's not investigate why everything fell apart.

Your official version of what happened doesn't support the facts.

Am I doing this right?

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 16:34:58 ago (+0/-0)

kill yourself kike

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:40:42 ago (+3/-0)

Your body count is too high.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

Banging the neighbors was unforgivable. It's over.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:35:37 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sorry but your story doesn't make sense and you're acting really strange about my concerns. I just don't trust you anymore.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 13:48:22 ago (+5/-0)

You're not hot enough for me to fall for you.

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[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:16:24 ago (+1/-0)

You are the fireball beneath her wings.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 13:38:32 ago (+2/-0)

It was Jews not mad Arabs.

No Plane at Shanksville.

Guided Missile at the WTC.

Cruise Missile at the Pentagon on 911.

Celebrating Jews Filming as the Twin Towers Went Down.

Thousands of Jews Absent From the WTC on the Day.

Warnings to Stay Away Came Via Telephone Messages..

From the Pulpit of NY Synagogues the Friday Before..

And From the Odigo Hebrew Language Messaging Service.

There were no hijackers the planes that struck the WTC Towers were piloted by remote control, using hardware developed by Rabbi Dov Zakheim, who with Zionists Jerome Hauer and Michael Chertoff engineered the whole project.

Hey there honey get rid of them blues /
Daddy’s getting money you’ll be wearin’ new shoes /
Turn on the telly it’ll be on the news /
Stay at home today like the rest of the Jews //

Cause today were gonna blow… Woo Woo /
Down the freakin buildings go Woo Woo /
We collect the dough Woo Woo /
Stay at home and watch the show… Woo Woo Woo Woodledoodledoo… Rip it up Frank //

Hey Man you say that four thou were away /
That’s a lotta bodies at the end of the day /
This is the way I see it don’t wanna be crass /
There’s a whole lotta Jews thatta gotta get put on trial ///

"We talked to people who were with Larry Silverstein on 9/11, they said he got a phone call telling him not to show up at work, he called his daughter and she never showed up either." Rudkowski @ Prison Planet.

True patriots insist the Jews who perpetrated the attacks must be charged and brought to trial under US Law where after conviction they suffer lawful execution, alongside every member of the political, news media and law enforcement lobbies that similarly spurn the evidence.

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[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:47:57 ago (+3/-0)

You a bot bro? Shpell oot the cuhlr a buhnana is with highfuns between ach lutter for proof.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:52:10 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] White_Pride_Cis

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:59:38 ago (+0/-0)

That’s kind of my fetish

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 16:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

No hyphen no er, diphenmend