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NASA Developing Even Larger Telescope To Photograph Your Mom

submitted by Steelerfish to Space 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:58:35 ago (+19/-0)     (babylonbee.com)

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-developing-even-larger-telescope-to-photograph-your-mom



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[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 21:18:30 ago (+1/-0)

They estimate that they will be able to view 5% of your mom in a single image, up from the 2% that the Hubble Space Telescope could observe. Because she's so fucking massive.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 21:05:05 ago (+1/-0)

My mom is bigger than the universe.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 12:21:58 ago (+0/-0)

The most massive objects in the Universe are black holes.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 01:50:34 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone loves a momma joke.

[ - ] Neral 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 00:46:15 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, the bee is getting savage these days.