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Today my son asked me, "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:03:26 ago (+6/-1)     (Jokes)

I said, "Yes, we arson."


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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:08:13 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] FeedYourMead 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:31:33 ago (+1/-0)

Saw it coming, and it brings back good memories... Thanks!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:19:26 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:58:52 ago (+0/-0)

Dad joke have seriously changed since I was a kid. It kinda evolved to dad jokes from dad seeing how bad you'll hurt yourself for being a retard. Like, really funny telling me the band saw doesn't cut flesh ya fucking dick. Lesson learned.