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When I was a kid, I stole a cookie after Sunday school. As I was creeping away, I was caught red handed by a priest.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.9 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:25:23 ago (+20/-2)     (Jokes)

I was fucked.


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[ - ] Tbneer967 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 14, 2022 21:01:01 ago (+2/-0)

Pedophilia isn’t funny, just saying

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 14, 2022 21:03:30 ago (+2/-0)

It's a joke, it didn't really hap...just a minute

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

Kids are the butt of all priest jokes.

[ - ] FeedYourMead 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 02:10:20 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly, I used to think that nothing was off limits for a joke, but with the state of the world with it's accelerating disease state, degeneracy isn't humoring intelligent people anymore.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 04:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

Hi miserable, I'm dad.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 05:29:32 ago (+1/-0)

"except this one thing"... "okay except these two things"... etc

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

Can't be having folks making fun of catholic priests who like to have sex with children now, can we? Should we stop talking about Epstein, too? Which pedos are we allowed to mock?

[ - ] FeedYourMead 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:10:56 ago (+1/-0)

I get you point, but mine is related to the fact that rampant kid fucking is happening maybe at a higher rate than it ever has in history. 5 years ago I would have laughed and carried on...and today it reminds me of all those unfortunate children who have and continue to live it.

Is it really making fun of the priest/paedo who fucks kids or making fun of us for allowing it...anyways, carry on Sir.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:05:31 ago (+1/-0)

Pedo priests are crypto jews.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:56:10 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, I think the joke is hilarious. Do you or do you not think the joke is funny?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:57:59 ago (+1/-0)

Oh this reminds me of an old joke. Fuck though, not sure it translates well to text.