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[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 1.7 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

Would have been less embarrassing if they hadn't posted it all over social media.

[ - ] Epictetus 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 07:12:48 ago (+8/-0)

'the trauma this company has caused my daughter'? This company allowed your 13yo daughter to eat until she was over 200lbs?

[ - ] ThisGuy 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 07:19:35 ago (+7/-0)

And then he tells everyone watching the news. Wtf? The daughter should sue her father for being a dumbass

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 07:20:41 ago (+6/-0)

They traumatized her by telling her the truth and ensuring her safety on their ride. Monsters.

[ - ] Heartdisease 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 21:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

They should have done that to the fat kid that died in Orlando.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 06:36:45 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 07:41:44 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 12:01:47 ago (+2/-0)

Good lord, a 13 year old girl that weighs more than I do

and I'm not a small guy

[ - ] NedsHead 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 11:15:30 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 08:44:59 ago (+2/-0)

Here my headline for this story:

Local failure of a father reveals to national news that his feelings were hurt by a water park pointing out his paternal inadequacy.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 10:56:34 ago (+1/-0)

there should be signage at the bottom of the hill to prevent people from having to subject themselves to public humiliation

Simply genius. They make fat people walk twice and humiliate them at the same time. Fat people should be humiliated a lot more in public. And have stones thrown at them by small children.

Maybe then they have the decency to not be obese pieces of walking shit.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 10:53:28 ago (+1/-0)

The employee [...] explained that this scene has been playing out all day

This is hilarious.

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 08:04:23 ago (+1/-0)

Countdown to hot fudge sundae started immediately.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 07:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

Not gonna watch. I want to enjoy my breakfast.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 01:32:27 ago (+0/-0)

"The father has said that they won't be going back anytime soon"

implying you would pay to NOT go on slides

implying your family would lose enough weight in order to go on the slide

Dumb, fat cunt.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 18:00:38 ago (+0/-0)

Fatass dies in an amusement park accident and he'll feel a lot worse about the situation. MOTHER FUCKER YOUR 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS A BLOB

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 15:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

They should have communicated there was a weight limit outside the ride.

Yeah it’s obviously this fat dad’s fault his kid is fat. But 200 lbs is a pretty low limit for the general public, its fucking retarded business practice to make someone stand in line and then tell them theyre too fat in front of everyone else.

Fat dad is also disincentivizing people being truthful about weight limits and safety. People will just lie if they think they are going to get this sort of guff.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 15:08:58 ago (+0/-0)

It just occurred to me they have to weight in front of the staff because otherwise these units would lie about it, then get hurt and sue the waterpark.

[ - ] Garbalon 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 11:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine, consequences! How Fascist!

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 11:00:11 ago (+0/-0)

Just calculated what her pounds are in kg and apparently she is heavier at 13 years old than me. And I'm a grown man.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 09:23:58 ago (+0/-0)

Guess who's niggerfaggot daughter is going to be fucking niggers soon if not tomorrow?

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 09:21:14 ago (+0/-0)

I want to beat this faggot father up. I seriously want to beat the flying shit out of him.

I am 100% positive I can beat this faggot into the ground.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 09:19:15 ago (+0/-0)

How long before rides are dismantled at amusement parks everywhere because the fat mob claims they discriminate against lardasses?