Babylon Bee- Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys - Upgoat

Babylon Bee- Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys
submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 11:00:36 ago (+29/-0) (babylonbee.com)
https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-stores-see-7000-increase-in-customers-looking-for-totally-awesome-gun-that-blows-the-lungs-out-of-bad-guys

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:10:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hmm. I wonder if they ever thought about LEARNING to SHOOT?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 11:06:06 ago (+1/-0)

"and the I said L-O-L, cause that's how I do"

lol

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 13:38:58 ago (+2/-0)

Did you watch the video, "signs you might be a woman".
If you didn't you should go back and watch it. It's hilarious!!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 13:48:20 ago (+0/-0)

So, are you a woman?

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 11:27:21 ago (+2/-0)

I remember going to the range during a panic buy prompted by Obama. It was overflowing with noobs that were completely unfamiliar with guns.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 14:15:33 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, the public ranges became a scary place. Newbs as well as retarded gang bangers.