Comparing hotels a lot recently. Why do any of them have one ply toilet paper. Dude you got a robot from Demolition Man at the front desk, a talking ice machine, and a lady that turns the tip of the tp into origami just for my pleasure, so why does my butthole have to hurt. Why. - Upgoat

Comparing hotels a lot recently. Why do any of them have one ply toilet paper. Dude you got a robot from Demolition Man at the front desk, a talking ice machine, and a lady that turns the tip of the tp into origami just for my pleasure, so why does my butthole have to hurt. Why.
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[ - ] canbot 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 13:50:02 ago (+2/-0)

So people don't steal it. Literally every Mexican who works there would be supplying thier extended family, and selling it on Craigslist.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 5, 2022 13:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

More concern for their bottom line than your bottom.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 5, 2022 01:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

You know... if/when you wad up the 'one ply' paper, it becomes 'multi ply'.

I never understood why people make an issue of this. You can do it yourself.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 19:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

why does my butthole have to hurt. Why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KgacHOHscg

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[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 17:59:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's to prevent you from clogging the toilets and pipes.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 17:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

Because if it was nicer druggies would steal it, and sell it. They would also be trying to break into supply closets.

Why is the tp dispenser and paper towel dispenser locked in public buildings and restaurants, but the same restaurant might have a ipad tablet at the host stand that anyone could steal? The answer is druggies steal supplies.

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 16:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

Well... if there is a Demolition Man robot at the desk, you could swear at it a bit to obtain plenty of TP.

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[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 15:54:52 ago (+0/-0)

Marriott is hit and miss these days

Stayed at a Courtyard in Bumfuck, AR on a business trip not too long ago, and was legitimately impressed. Clean, spacious room. Comfortable bed. Quiet. $100.

Although I'm sure the same experience at one in, say, Austin, would have been $250 minimum.

[ - ] germ22 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 14:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

use twice as much and fold it in half, easy two ply TP.

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[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 14:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, so now you have double ply sandpaper cleaning your asshole

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian -1 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 13:48:51 ago (+0/-1)

Do you know how many butt germs we share simply because we sit on common seats?! It’s insane. Don’t even get me started on porous materials.

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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 4, 2022 14:05:24 ago (+0/-0)

If butt germs were really a thing then public restrooms would be an entirely different thing than they are.

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