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You look like a slob!

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 07:31:23 ago (+33/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

Dear people of Voat,
You look like a slob. Have some pride in your appearance! Comb your hair (after your haircut). Wear CLEAN pants. Change your undies. Very frequently we see posts here on Voat about "look what they stole from you", and you never see men looking like idiot drunken bums in those oldie pics. Clean yourself up. Look presentable, and act like a man.
That is all.
AH2.


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[ - ] Yargiyankooli 6 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:46:47 ago (+9/-3)

All of the look what they took from you memes are from Jewish Hollywood, or at least influenced by it. I reject your faggot attempt to control the way that I groom/dress myself and will continue to have long hair, not wear deodorant, and have ugly sneakers on. Because I am not a materialist.

If you are a Jewish materialist and judge people by their outward appearance, then I do not want to be associated with you. Chances are you are spending too much time looking good than learning how to be good at something.

What skills do you have? Do you have both blue and white collar skills? Do you speak multiple languages? Can you grow your own food?

Fuck off bugman jew.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 4 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 13:16:05 ago (+4/-0)

Op you is right. One of the most effective ways that jews have deteriorated our civilization, and one that is rarely mentioned, is the attack on basic everyday standards, such as dress and personal presentation. You dressing carelessly is the same reason why so many women dress like whores and slobs and also why there are so many fat people. You are a willing participant in permitting others to look as bad as you in their own preferred way. You don’t dress like you do out of some antimaterialist principle, you dress like you do because you are a slob. It is very easy to look nice for very little money. No one is asking you to buy a thousand dollar suit.

The impact of dress and personal presentation on your behavior and the behavior of others is well documented in many studies. When people are dressed better they act better and the people around them act better as well. Do your part.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:16:37 ago (+3/-0)

I thoroughly reject your statement. I am taking my assessment from pics I have seen from the 40's, 50's, etc. and not just from memes. It is VERY clear that styles of dress have deteriorated over time. I don't think everyone needs to wear a tie, but at least comb your hair and put on decent, clean clothes. If you go to Walmart in your pajama pants, you should be deported back to Africa.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:19:35 ago (+3/-0)

Are you implying the American people of the 40s and 50s were not already pozzed?

[ - ] dalai_llama 4 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 13:27:54 ago (+4/-0)

But . . . all the negroes singing rock and roll songs written by jews . . . that was all in good fun!

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:16:48 ago (+2/-0)

Not to mention the undying (and dying, literally) support for muh Holocaust.

[ - ] Nozyedys 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 17:44:51 ago (+3/-0)

The tie signifies a chain around your neck, a slave to the system. It's masonic.

[ - ] armday2day 0 points 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 23:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

YES! You can reject capitalism without adopting communism. It seems cost has forgotten their ways.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 11:05:48 ago (+2/-1)

Are you my spirit animal? Love you bro, keep training for what's coming.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:33:35 ago (+1/-0)

Look and smell homeless because you're too lazy to make an effort or make white babies. Pick one. And no you aren't going to find a woman who's ok with it. She doesn't exist. We evolved to avoid disheveled smelly people because they tend to be mentally ill and/or carry diseases.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:45:03 ago (+3/-0)

My wife is okay with it. Cope and seethe.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:58:06 ago (+1/-0)

And just to be clear I'm not saying you need to walk around wearing a suit and I don't think op is either but people should at least meet a minimum standard.

Wash your clothes once a week, shower daily, use deodorant, don't wear clothes with holes in them, and brush you teeth and hair daily. That's all I expect from people.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:51:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:31:59 ago (+1/-0)

Please tell me at what point in history that it was acceptable to look and smell homeless in white society.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:47:13 ago (+2/-0)

We aren't in white society jackass. I am curious as to how you imagine my appearance. I do not look or smell homeless. I just am not going to conform to what you think is acceptable because you are a needy materialist.

[ - ] GhostCow 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:49:47 ago (+2/-0)*

Screaming "it's da joos!" Only works when it's really the jews. Being butthurt about not wanting to wash your clothes, brush your hair, ect is not a valid thing to blame on the kikes. Sorry bro but you sound like those fat pieces of shit who blames everyone who finds them disgusting on social constructs. The only difference is you are using the word jew instead of social construct.

I have no idea what you look like but you sound like someone who looks dishelved and doesn't realize how bad they smell.

Maybe I'm being unfair by comparing you to the people I know irl who agree with you and you aren't as bad as them. In that case I apologize.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 17:57:27 ago (+0/-0)

We can replace Jews with social construct in this argument and I would still stand by it. Just because something is a social construct does not make it correct or virtuous. That is an appeal to popularity.

Society is brainwashed. Wearing a mask is a social construct in certain places, it does not mean I will conform to it.

I am probably a lot cleaner than you expect, but my appearance is pretty caveman with messy long hair and beard.

Regarding deodorant, it is not something that is needed as long as you shower frequently. You are masking your pheromones with it.

And just to be clear, I am not butthurt about my appearance, I am married, I have a high paying job, I just think for myself and am not going to dress a certain way to make the NPCs comfortable.

It is the NPCs who worry about these things, don't kid yourself.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 20:50:26 ago (+1/-0)*

You need deodorant bro. I live with a guy who doesn't use it and he smells so bad that he makes me gag from 6 feet away. 10 feet if he lifts his arms and he does shower fairly often. He's exactly who I was thinking of when I read your retarded posts. You even look exactly the same according to your description. Long hair, huge uncombed beard. Both of you are disgusting aberrations and your genes should not be passed on. No eugenics program should ever allow people who don't care how they look or smell to breed.

It is natural to feel disgusted by people who don't take care of themselves and smell bad because it's a sign of mental illness and/or disease. Maybe you got lucky enough to find a wife but my friend is nearly 40 and he really fucking needs to change his ways or he's going to be a lonely smelly cringelord forever. I really don't like to see you encouraging him on here and I can't believe how many upvotes you are getting in this thread. It seems like Voat is full of disgusting nerds larping as national socialists.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:42:05 ago (+1/-1)

Bro, you live with "a guy". You are either a child (which I doubt if he is 40) or a failure. And you are telling me what is up in life?

Like I said in another post, people like you are too busy trying to look good than be good at something.

Idgaf about your friend and if he is a cringe lord. I am killing it at life and you live with a guy.

Buhbye

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, it's called having a roommate so I can save money for my future family you dumbfuck

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

I love you bro. At the end of it all we are in it together and when the war comes you will deal with my appearance/smell as we fight as brothers.

Such a stupid thing to get upset online about. Fuck the Jews.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, fuck the Jews, but fuck degeneracy too. I don't feel like arguing about this any more but just know that the behavior you are encouraging is detrimental to the people doing it and everyone who has to be around them. We aren't really in it together if you won't practice common courtesy by not making people gag.

You can't smell yourself the way other people can smell you and your wife is probably too nice to tell you that you stink. Same way everyone asks me why my friend looks and smells homeless instead of saying something to him directly.

Have a nice day niggerfaggot.

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 07:09:12 ago (+1/-0)

What does materialism have to do with wearing deodorant? Are you trying to smell like a Jew? Nasty fuck.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 13:11:07 ago (+0/-0)

Learn more about materialism.

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 13:30:22 ago (+1/-0)

Non-answer. Be better.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -1 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:16:30 ago (+2/-3)

Degenerate loser.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:12:43 ago (+3/-0)

We have a strict dress code at the nudist resort...and name tags of patrons are mandatory and are to be securely pinned to the upper left chest region.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:46:59 ago (+3/-0)

We are not talking about your stuffed bears

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:48:48 ago (+0/-0)

My burly bruins run "bear" naked and they love it

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:33:46 ago (+3/-0)

I look like I live under a bridge, but that’s because my barber of 17 years had a heart attack. When Manny recovers, I’ll have a project for him. I’m thru the drunk Gary Busey phase, that was rough. Now I look like a Bee Gee/lion hybrid. It looks glorious when I drive with the top down. C’mon Manny! Ya bastard!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:58:34 ago (+2/-0)

I’m thru the drunk Gary Busey phase

Every man should have this experience. I worded that exactly, women should never do this

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 06:09:19 ago (+1/-0)

Youre not my mum. Dont tell me what to do.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:50:17 ago (+2/-0)

Change undies? First, no one sees them anyways. Second, I am a freeballer.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:05:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 13:48:32 ago (+2/-0)

Fart in my ass

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

based

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 18:01:02 ago (+1/-0)

I had a girlfriend back in the day, we were both naked in bed. She was on her stomach and I literally farted into her ass. She was not happy about it, but I was, and that is what really matters.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 00:09:37 ago (+1/-0)

But… I don’t wear undies.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:24:54 ago (+2/-0)

Dress should always be appropriate. If I'm going to do yardwork I don't wear a suit.

But if you show up to a formal restaurant wearing a t-shirt, you should hang yourself. Im willing to ignore the jeans, but a proper shirt wouldn't kill you. Protip: a tie doesn't need to be so tight it strangles you. Loosen it up just a little you tard.

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:38:29 ago (+2/-1)

Always be the best dressed at work. It's OK to be overdressed for an occasion. Being underdressed is embarrassing. You can always say, if overdressed, "We don't go out much, so when we do, we like to make it a special thing."

But, on the other hand, dressing the way you feel most comfortable shows you to be above the crowd and not worrying about what others think. I just prefer the overdressing because I AM better than them.

[ - ] Autismo 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

nah.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 07:37:11 ago (+3/-1)

The first thing others notice about you is your shoes. Don't be vain like a nigger, but clean your shoes.

[ - ] NumbDigger 4 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:16:32 ago (+4/-0)

That’s an NPC stat.

[ - ] GhostCow 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 22:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

Who the fuck walks around staring at people's feet? I never notice shoes.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:43:19 ago (+1/-0)

This is something women notice a lot, and some men who have a good sense of image management. Personally I don't notice them on people that often so it's not everyone.

I agree it's important though.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

Is it though?

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 19:11:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. There's a big difference between being influenced because you're concerned how others see you, and having influence because you're in control of how others see you.

It's also part of having dignity and self respect. Like living in a presentable house, or building a non-shithole community.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 00:13:25 ago (+0/-0)

Like living in a presentable house,

You sound like a woman.
Keeping up with the Joneses, are we?

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 3 yearsMay 22, 2022 01:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

Look around at the houses and yards and you'll know if you're in niggerville or civilization. You saying you need women to tell you how to live like a White?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:46:15 ago (+1/-0)

I never look at shoes and the only ones i knew who looked at shoes were women

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 19:17:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's such a Puerto Rican thing to say.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:20:11 ago (+1/-0)

My name isn't NeoNazirite because I cut my hair like a good little goy.

And good jeans don't need washing so long as you rotate between them

[ - ] armday2day 0 points 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 23:23:16 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you may lean into esoteric fascism?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 11:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

Who tf doesn't put on clean undies every day?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:53:17 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't owned a pair of underwear in 4 decades

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 22:19:06 ago (+1/-0)

Your username is the explanation for that, isn't it? Are you the goatse guy?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 20:49:22 ago (+2/-0)

He is a former acolyte of mine

[ - ] aer9ERub 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:10:06 ago (+1/-0)

Is this meant to be some sort of encouragement regardless of the premise? How do you know what anyone here looks like?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:11:39 ago (+1/-0)

Because I have a manilla folder for each one of you, which includes several pictures of you.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:10:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 22:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

There was a thread about this the other day and multiple people admitted that they don't even use deodorant either through comments or upvotes.

[ - ] herbert_west 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:05:16 ago (+1/-0)

and brush your teeth / get a professional cleaning once per year.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:30:01 ago (+0/-0)

Clean pants. Yeah right

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:42:50 ago (+0/-0)

You are projecting real hard here, fake Augustus.
I’m a clean cut beautiful fragrant baby

[ - ] OyGoy 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:12:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! No I don't.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 11:03:00 ago (+0/-0)

You just want to date me.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:01:23 ago (+1/-0)

your scruff is a bit sexy ;-)

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:56:13 ago (+1/-1)

A preponderance of sesquipedalian terminology befuddles me only infrequently if the sentence structure containing this excessive vocabulary is sufficiently uncomplicated. An excess of intricate nested clauses, on the other hand, can be profoundly confusing, but even in such instances I would assume, perhaps without adequate justification, that the author understood precisely what he intended to communicate.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:11:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] armday2day 0 points 3 yearsMay 20, 2022 23:29:20 ago (+0/-0)

This is funny enough to deserve more than a simple like, but it isn't worth anything more that.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:32:32 ago (+1/-2)

I unironically dress exclusively in pseudomilitary garb, because that's the only way to get bitches to leave me alone so I can get my damn errands done.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:48:12 ago (+3/-0)

Hilarious larp

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:50:04 ago (+2/-0)

Sigma grindset is no larp, you plebe.