Think this dude got laid that night? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

I thought it was going to be some gay pink haired homofag talking over someone praying for the parade of people that want to kill babies. Glad I was wrong.

[ - ] aer9ERub 2 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 00:01:23 ago (+2/-0)

I did something similar with a group of Roosevelt elk in Point Reyes a few years back while on a hike with a girl who had been kinda "meh" with me to that point.

Worked for me.

I suspect it worked for him.

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 23:27:11 ago (+1/-1)

Bad ass

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 22:41:31 ago (+12/-0)

Fuck man, I do that with turtles all the time. They always fuck off into the water. They know who the alpha turtle is. Every Fucking Time.

Fuck you, turtles, you shell backed mother fuckers.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 23:11:14 ago (+8/-0)

I like turtles.

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 01:02:09 ago (+3/-0)

The shelled jew.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 23:52:53 ago (+2/-0)

Okay that's comment of the week...maybe month.
🏆

[ - ] OldGoat 22 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 22:41:13 ago (+24/-2)

"Got laid"? You mean "had the opportunity to gift her with cock, should he have felt so generous"?

Stop acting like pussy is something a man has to earn. No. The woman has to earn it.

[ + ] 9000timesempty

[ - ] 9000timesempty 6 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 23:55:34 ago (+6/-0)

It's a whole different experience when a woman turns into their primal form wanting cock. Your cock. It's revealing when they show their true form, when they show the reason for their existence. To breed.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 10:59:16 ago (+1/-0)

I had a guy tell me that once he was about to "finish" and said I just wanted to get pregnant by him I was so shocked by what he said because he was absolutely right.
And he called me out on it can you believe that .
Not going to lie best line ever used during sex.

[ + ] UrCoolerOlderBrother

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 2 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 13:29:14 ago (+2/-0)

Spend less time whoring it up and a little more of time learning how to properly communicate. Almost no punctuation used in your entire run on comment

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 14:20:14 ago (+0/-0)

I know it's upsetting you didn't get more details but go get your jollies from pornhub. It's Tuesday buddy relax on the punctuation trope already. And whoring it up? excuse me I've said it before I was trying to recruit it's the end of the fucking world and I have a million kids you come up with a better plan.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 14:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

Btw.... Hahaha and it was a white guy
https://files.catbox.moe/z8rx8q.jpg

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 08:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

I have 7 kids. Never initiated sex once. Also my wife is super duper hot and I'm kinda ugly.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 09:52:51 ago (+1/-0)

Big dick privilege

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 09:53:42 ago (+1/-2)

PS. If she has 7 kids she's not hot anymore