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What's a good replacement for Gillette?

submitted by giantprick to AskUpgoat 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:26:31 ago (+18/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Fuck those kikes. I need a new razor blade that basically does what Gillette does. Don't want a subscription, I'd pay upfront for bulk (assuming I can test it first)

I already use a straight razor, I need both.


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[ - ] Master_Foo 17 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:32:22 ago (+18/-1)

Get a safety razor. Blades are cheap. 1 100 blade box will last a long time. Buy a few boxes and you'll never worry about razors ever again.

I need both.
You don't NEED anything. What the fuck were your cave men ancestors doing before a Jew came along and convinced them the they NEED shit?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 00:35:06 ago (+3/-0)

Was writing this when I saw it was top comment.

I got a pack of who knows how many razors and they are .06 each. The gillette Mach 5 I was using was close to six dollars each new razor. It's a much smoother, easier shave too and none of that weird lotiony sludge they put on every razor. Just wipe it clean and put in a new razor.

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 06:47:59 ago (+2/-0)

Feather blades. Made in Japan and known worldwide for being the sharpest but be sure to get sample pack before you drop cash on one type of blade. Some blade are just complete shit.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 11:08:39 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, Feather's are the only ones I buy. The Bic triple razors are good too though, the only store-bought one's I'd buy.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 20:06:45 ago (+1/-0)

Feather didnt work for me. If you have thick beard hair then you could try astra.

[ - ] giantprick [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:04:13 ago (+1/-1)

Probably not shaving their ball sack

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

Wahl?

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:28:57 ago (+5/-0)*

Safety razor.

Feather blades are awesome.

*Edit: Here's a prior thread on the topic: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6109e12eb0159

[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:42:01 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] giantprick [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:13:41 ago (+1/-1)

You guys trim your nuts with a safety razor huh?

[ - ] chrimony 5 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 02:06:38 ago (+5/-0)

I don't shave my nuts. I'm not a bikini model, a metrosexual, or a porn actor.

[ - ] giantprick [op] -1 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 14:46:08 ago (+0/-1)

Well your wife likes it, so I do it for her

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 20:08:48 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting, your wife likes my natural hairy balls

[ - ] giantprick [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 13, 2022 05:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

Jokes on you faggot my wife is dead

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2022 19:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

Im aware ;)

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 09:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

I don't like my balls sticking to my legs

[ - ] giantprick [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 14:46:36 ago (+1/-0)

It's called underwear fren

[ - ] xachariah 3 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:59:06 ago (+3/-0)

I use Feather blades. The Japs know how to make a sharp blade, easily the best I've tried.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 04:26:18 ago (+2/-0)

Feather blades are for gooks with bum fluff.

Get on the Merkur, Astra Platinum or Derby Premium.

[ - ] WEHRMACHT_BITCHES_AT 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 10:04:53 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure Gillette owns Astra.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 20:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

No clue, but astra works for me. I paid like $10 many years ago for a pack and havent run out yet.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 00:11:42 ago (+2/-0)

Supposedly different blades work better for different safety razors. I went with an Edwin Jagger with Feather blades, although the blades are comparatively expensive at $0.30 each. I get about four shaves per razor. It was my best decision of that year when I started using a safety razor.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 00:30:57 ago (+2/-0)

Supposedly different blades work better for different safety razors.

I can see how that would be so. I've used a few different razors with many brands of blades.

Best way to find which out which blades work for you is to try them.

I don't shop there anymore and, years ago, variety packs were readily available on amazon. I'm sure other places have similar offerings.

[ - ] Fuzzybob13 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 00:05:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yep shave nation is a good site also bull goose Amazon if you want to got that route

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:07:06 ago (+4/-0)

Double-edge safety razors are cheap and ubiquitous. But if you prefer something more akin to what you're used to, Dorco (Korean company) makes some decent 3-blade stuff.

[ - ] giantprick [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 00:02:17 ago (+2/-1)

Thanks, I'm checking them out. You're the first of about 15 replies who answered the question correctly lol

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 02:05:01 ago (+2/-1)

correctly

No, you just convinced yourself that the ridiculous fad of multibladed, immensely overpriced razors put out by Gillette are not easily replaced by simpler blades that cost very little.

[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 07:51:27 ago (+2/-0)

No kidding. I went went an Atra 2 blade to a 3 blade to a 5 blade!!! thingy.

Then, my wife consoomed some commercial and bought me a safety razor for a stocking stuffer one year. I ignored it for 2 months, the 5 blade thing was dull AF and I didn't have $30 for a new 4 pack of blades, and I tried it. Holy smooth shave. Holy close shave. Holy, why didn't I do this 20 years ago shave.

[ - ] stonecoldben 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 04:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

No it's because he has to shave his balls

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 06:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

There's no reason he can't use a safety razor for that!

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 23:34:42 ago (+0/-0)

Why not the straight razor?

[ - ] giantprick [op] -1 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 14:25:27 ago (+0/-1)

No, like most others in here you have reading comprehension issues

[ - ] giantprick [op] -1 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 14:45:14 ago (+0/-1)

Nigger, do you shave your balls with a safety razor?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:28:33 ago (+4/-1)

Go to the store and look, I'm not CVS.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:54:52 ago (+2/-0)

Get a safety razor. One of proper weight will do most of the job itself.

I'd get endless ingrown hairs with the Gillette facefuckers, but never did with a safety razor.

Finding the right blade for you will be the problem, but you can get variety packs so you can test several out. I liked Norcos.

Edit: Someone else mentioned Feather blades, and I liked those too.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

The other thing to test is platinum or Teflon coating on the blades.

[ - ] WEHRMACHT_BITCHES_AT 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 10:04:15 ago (+1/-0)

Safety razor. I bought a pack of 100 blades almost 2 years ago for an absurdly low price. Shaving soap lasts forever as well.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 04:24:58 ago (+1/-0)

Are you faggots still using cartridge razors like Shick and Gillette?

ffs go buy a merkur and single blade safety razors like your grandfather used.
It provides a closer shave, an heirloom piece that will outlive you and the blades are cheaper.

All of you niggies should have one of these and ditch that expensive plastic jew crap that gives you razor burn and ingrown hair, learn to shave properly with a mans razor you neets.

safety razor

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 11:33:15 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, @UncleDoug

[ - ] spasswerk 1 point 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:32:22 ago (+2/-1)

The best solution is to grow a beard.

One minute per day shaving (very conservative time estimate) take five days off for camping. Three hundred sixty minutes, i.e. six hours per year. Use the spare 30 minutes per month to make more white children.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 06:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

"One minute per day shaving"

U wot?

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 23:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

I said it was a conservative estimate. If you want to say it takes two minutes per day, the time wasted shaving becomes 12 hours per year. More white children?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

A big awesome bowie knife, like Crocodile Dundee's!

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:09:41 ago (+1/-0)

What happened to Gillette? Too many T's and L's?

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:55:16 ago (+2/-0)*

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 11:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

Gillette
The best a ma’am can get

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

Baxter of California safety with Parker or feather blades is my recommendation. I have been using my baxter since 2011.
Razorrock is also a good razor but I have never tried one.
Do you use a good shavette? I have a dovo straight razor but I am always keeping an eye for a better shavette. The one I have is a Parker with rosewood scales.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:03:16 ago (+2/-0)

califailia should be nuked

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:07:16 ago (+0/-0)

The big one will even everything out. I have faith.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:37:44 ago (+0/-0)

Do they only have the one model? Non-adjustable?

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 16:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

Idk. In 11 years i have never needed to adjust mine.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 20:56:07 ago (+0/-0)

I could see that being ok if it's not an aggressive gap.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 21:48:32 ago (+1/-0)

I use my great grandfathers saftey razor.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 06:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

Hes asking about shaving not robbing dandies.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 16:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

My dandies are smooth as eggs. Just ask your mom.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 15:19:45 ago (+0/-0)

duct tape

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 12:22:42 ago (+0/-0)

Wahl electric dog shear without a guard.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 10:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

Stop bring a pushy and use the straight razor, it's not hard to do, and if you are worried then you can practice on balloons.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 09:12:08 ago (+0/-0)

Not Harry’s, they suck. I threw them all away.

[ - ] SheetTheBed 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 08:16:26 ago (+0/-0)

Right here, this is your replacement

https://www.jeremysrazors.com/

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 06:27:06 ago (+0/-0)

A beard ya fuckin manlet.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 05:12:06 ago (+0/-0)

Only faggots shave.

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 02:47:40 ago (+0/-0)

OneBlade with Feather brand razors

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 01:17:54 ago (+0/-0)

Let your beard grow.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

I tried a lot, including safety razors, and didn't like any of them.

I've been using generic Mach 3 blade cartridges. You can find them at many stores under different generic names. Here's some from the faggots at Target, https://www.target.com/p/men-s-3-blade-cartridges-10ct-up-up-153-fits-gillette-mach3-handles/-/A-46776906

10 blades for $12. I've seen other stores carry 30 blades for $25. They are good enough and even if they wear out a little faster, they are only about a $1 each. I have the same Mach 3 razor for about 10 years.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 23:00:21 ago (+0/-0)

Buy any adjustable safety razor and feather brand double edge (DE) blades. Merker makes new ones, but I prefer vintage gillettes. I realize you want to leave Gillette, so this is ironic. If it's for your vagina, buy a gem closed comb single edge. They're super gentle.

If you already wetshave, why are we even having this conversation? It takes me 8 minutes to have a proper 3 pass shave.

[ - ] Version6 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:57:45 ago (+0/-0)

Rolls razor. Thats what I use.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:51:48 ago (+0/-0)

Just don’t fall for any of the other faggots like Harry’s razors or any of them.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

Rockwell makes some nice safety razors.
Or you could get nostalgic and find a vintage nazi issued one.

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 0 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

used a cut throat razor when i shaved, sharpened it each day, worked like a dream, however safety razors are good provided you use decent quality blades

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[ - ] SecretHitler -1 points 2 yearsMay 11, 2022 22:26:36 ago (+0/-1)

Just get the "managers special" fish for 80 cents ain't nothing wrong with it

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[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2 yearsMay 12, 2022 00:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

In all seriousness I've used those cheap razors and my beard is too full and coarse. They don't work well for everyone.

Nothing wrong with saving a buck if you like them though.

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