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The Pentavarate! A new Netflix comedy with Mike Meyers mocking the existence of the illuminati.

submitted by GeneralDisarray to TellUpgoat 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 17:48:59 ago (+7/-0)     (m.youtube.com)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwcGcPDPbnQ

They try to mock it to make the illuminati a ridiculous conspiracy theory for the normies.

Why would they feel the need to run cover for this pedo cult right now? Too exposed?!

They didn't miss the opportunity to get an anal joke in the trailer. Psychopaths sure are obsessed with anal and fecal matter after their initiations are pushed on them. All masons are like this too.

The imagery is very reminiscent of "eyes wide shut".

Looks like they are trying to head off the normies realizing the scale of evil that rules them. A defensive move with many big names to get the normies watching.

This is not what you do when you are successful at hiding your shit. This is what you do when it's all coming out and people are waking up!!


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[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 19:12:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 22:11:04 ago (+2/-0)

You're not worth worthy.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 18:10:37 ago (+2/-0)

That barely funny Ken Jeoung is in it. He’s a shill for the establishment creeps if ever there was one.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 20:04:39 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 21:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

YES!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 01:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yes,that was written in the script.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 22:10:41 ago (+1/-0)

What?! No wheelchair bound bipoc transbrave main character?!

BAAAAAANNNNNNND!!! BIGOT!

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 21:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

Oh Mike. What did you do?

[ - ] Belrick 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 19:36:58 ago (+1/-0)

Over the target

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 07:42:37 ago (+0/-0)

Well the acknowledge DAVOS is real and many other things that some people who are Mike Myers fans will have never considered as real before.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 07:36:02 ago (+0/-0)

The one thing that was interesting that they didn't mock was the idea that the secret societies are evil. Because they openly discussed that the one difference about this particular secret society is that they're the good guys. Thus they are acknowledging that the other secret societies are bad guys.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 19:55:09 ago (+1/-1)

All secret societies are started by jews and anal rituals are part of every group. And not just during initiation.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 00:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

They are here downvoating us for saying they are anally fixated, but they are never done talking about shit and anal.

Just imagine being so fucking retarded as these masons that they have to do what their masters tell them because they don't want the sick shit they did get leaked out?

Then having to demand absolute control over everyone's thoughts and conversations to make sure no one starts exposing them.

That's why we have the levels of gaslighting and censorship we have rights now. The sell outs have to stick together in their efforts to hide their revolting secrets.

[ - ] Master_Foo -4 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 18:22:18 ago (+0/-4)

I watched the first episode last night. It was meh. Not really bad. But not great. A couple of good Mike Meyers jokes.
Problem is, nothing will ever be Austin Powers. So, everything Mike Meyers will ever do will always fall short of that expectation.

As for your stupid Illuminati conspiracy theory. It's just a show dude. Chill the fuck out. Go find a pedophile then we'll talk pedophiles. But this "Everything is a pedophile" shit gets fucking old. It's kind of like how "Everyone is a Nazi". OK, bring me a swastika, then we can talk about Nazis. But, until then, you just sound retarded.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 07:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing is just a show. You have to realize that everybody making decisions about what appears on any of these channels is Jewish. And they consider every possible ramification of every single one of the hundreds of thousands of scripts that they get and which one will be more likely to continue either their own delusional belief in their own supremacy or the grander scheme of taking over the world which they very very much believe and is the default position for them. And if you've never been in Hollywood and been around any of these people you simply don't know. There is absolutely nothing they let on television that isn't done without a huge amount of thought about the geopolitical ramifications of every single line in the script.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick -1 points 3.0 yearsMay 9, 2022 20:43:38 ago (+0/-1)

The illuminati is a limited hangout to describe the Jewish Mafia and kike kabbalahists that occupy our government and culture.