A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar alone. - Upgoat

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar alone.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:09:51 ago (+39/-1) (Jokes)

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

The guy looks up at her and at the top of his lungs replies, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 14 points 3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:44:33 ago (+15/-1)*

Two American Indians unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, @Goatslayer walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and sips his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Coyote Fucker, what did you do that for?" Coyote Fucker replies, "Because he said something about getting a job!"

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:48:26 ago (+3/-0)

Not bad, rookie.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 5 points 3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:53:49 ago (+5/-0)

Stop flirting with me; I'm shy!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:59:18 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, Elon.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 3.1 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:22:50 ago (+5/-0)

200? I heard goatslayer will do it for 5 dollars and an "attaboi" afterwards.

[ + ] Centaurus