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Leftist tries to get me cancelled for having a Lets Go Brandon sticker
submitted by con77 to Newsofthestupid 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:12:16 ago (+36/-1) (Newsofthestupid)

I volunteer for a veterans charity. Im in front of local businesses that have a good amount of foot traffic.

2 months ago I was at a location in Tarpon Springs Fl with my truck parked nearby. I have a USCG hat on my table and a USCG sticker on my truck.

Some butthurt leftist put 2+2 together and called the business to complain about my Brandon sticker. He said that he thought it was aa disgrace and that he would never shop at that location again!

Luckily the manager realized the guy was a flake and shined him on. Mentioning The First Amendment in the process.

Today, 2 months later, the same guy sees me and calls to complain again! This time out of respect to the manager Im parked 150' away with my back bumper against a hedgerow! The fucking leftist cunt COULDNT EVEN SEE MY BUMPER!

The manager is a cool dude who once again reminded the crybaby about The First Amendment. He told me not to worry about it. That he had been wearing his Lets Go Brandon shirt the day before on his day off!

I know what the commie fuck looks like now. What should I say if I see him again? Its a guy in his late 50's. I was gonna call him "groomer" but to me thats fighting words. Any suggestions?

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[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -2 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 17:16:29 ago (+1/-3)

boomer con with his boomer sticker

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:40:05 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:11:06 ago (+0/-0)

I just realized the 80's were gay as hell

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:29:52 ago (+1/-0)

🍻🤣 👍

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:39:10 ago (+0/-0)

lick my boomer balls

[ - ] Epictetus 0 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:36:20 ago (+1/-1)

Normally I'd say tell him 'fuck Joe biden' but it seems you don't even have the balls to have that as a sticker, let alone confront someone over it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:32:28 ago (+2/-0)

Im trying to be polite and funny. Two things that seem to elude you.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:51:19 ago (+0/-0)

THEN FIGHT HIM. STOP BEING ANOTHER PUSHOVER WHITE MAN.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 25, 2022 21:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hYrNsRoTs

the guys girlfiend

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:43:48 ago (+1/-0)

That link is entertaining

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:16:00 ago (+1/-0)

the internet needs to know who that pos is

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:19:42 ago (+1/-0)*

deleted

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:39:41 ago (+0/-0)

too young

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:06:13 ago (+1/-0)

called the business to complain about my Brandon sticker.

Before these fucks started doing that, I never would have thought in a million years that someone would call ones employer to voice opposition to what they think.

It's an odd thing still.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

its fucking weak and mentally ill

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3 yearsApr 25, 2022 00:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

You are built. Call him a groomer. Let him start a fight. Then finish it.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 3 yearsApr 25, 2022 05:06:06 ago (+1/-0)

Tell him he is a political lackey that doesn't even get paid or is even cared by the special interest groups he is shilling for.

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 3 yearsApr 25, 2022 07:12:37 ago (+1/-0)

Opt for a concern Troll, like "I hang with Juicy" or something on par to that

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:17:15 ago (+2/-0)

call him a groomer bc he is or worse and if he wants to fuck around let him find out

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:34:41 ago (+2/-0)

Dont resort to calling them what they are not. See if you can get a restraining order on them due to harassment and possibly mild stalking.
A disgrace to the human race doesnt need to be near you.

[ - ] JoggerLogger 2 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:46:10 ago (+2/-0)

don’t need to say anything just don’t break eye contact before him.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:36:39 ago (+1/-0)

the fucking bitch wouldnt even look at me

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:36:14 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine that. You should have a conversation with him off the property.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:08:15 ago (+1/-0)

that would be awesome. Im looking at dem operative profiles in my county to see if I can spot the cunt

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:00:14 ago (+3/-0)

"Hey groomer, why are you being such a faggot?"

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:24:07 ago (+4/-0)

Man, I’m in my early fifties. Idk how old you are, but I don’t go starting shit anymore. I used to, a lot, twenty years ago. No need to do anything. The phonies and losers always eliminate themselves.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:37:18 ago (+4/-0)

I remember walking into 2 different bars with my twin brother and my friends. One on Clearwater Bch and one in Tampa. Both times I heard the people that worked there holler to each other " Oh No! Its those guys again!". Ha! Good times. Im laughing.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:31:24 ago (+4/-0)

You should have ducked

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:32:30 ago (+4/-0)

yeah Im old now. I was a serious hell raiser and occasional bar fighter back in the day. I was just rough looking enough that most people wouldnt fuck with me. When you can do a set of deadlift 405x4 reps its a confidence builder. How many guys can pick up 400 lbs off the ground?

[ + ] Vrbllpollushin

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 5 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 17:47:33 ago (+5/-0)

I stand up at least 3 times a day, thank you.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:42:41 ago (+1/-0)

Lolz, Getting off Mom's couch to evacuate your bowels twice daily doesn't count my dude. But congrats on your achievement anyway ...

[ + ] Vrbllpollushin

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 23:20:16 ago (+4/-0)

THREE times, glownigger. Learn to read, faggot.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 yearsApr 25, 2022 23:42:39 ago (+1/-0)

LOl, ok - i'll also include the getting up off the couch to shake the cheeto dust from your sandy fupa then ... Happy now - big fella.

[ + ] Vrbllpollushin

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 3 yearsApr 26, 2022 14:43:06 ago (+1/-0)

Cheeto dust is for rednecks..Dorito dust, for a more civilized edge.

[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:35:09 ago (+4/-0)

Pick up what? If I drop something, I have to toss my wallet down next to it so it’s worth bending over for!😜

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:39:46 ago (+4/-0)

HAAA!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:32:30 ago (+1/-0)

Ill get your mom to text you.

[ - ] olinneserpona 5 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:43:37 ago (+5/-0)

"anti-white pos"

[ - ] totes_magotes 6 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:41:52 ago (+6/-0)

Do whatever you have to do to get them recording you. Then do this:

https://files.catbox.moe/45mlr6.mp4

Then beat the everliving fuck out of them anyway. They are used to insulting people and acting like complete pieces of shit and not getting the shit beat out of them for it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:37:55 ago (+3/-0)

NAILED IT!

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:26:50 ago (+6/-0)

Ask him if he knows any good local gay bars because he cries and looks like a faggot and you'd figure you'd take him to one instead of him visiting the local reststop.

Wattup 727!

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 7 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:20:55 ago (+7/-0)

Don't say anything. Watch it. What does it drive? Maybe follow it. Maybe see where it lives. Maybe its house is on the 'what sex-fiends live near me' database. Maybe it's not... either way now you're one-up on the info game.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:34:35 ago (+3/-0)

I thought about that. I drive a red Silverado. Kinda hard to blend in with that

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:34:11 ago (+4/-0)

Red Silverado with a LGB sticker..got it...pretty much all of Florida

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:05:09 ago (+0/-0)

1/3. the rest are driving F-150s or Dodge Rams

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:31:08 ago (+4/-0)

More useful than a Honda civic

[ - ] TheMan 7 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:28:41 ago (+7/-0)

Please, call him groomer.
He's tried to cancel you twice.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:33:14 ago (+3/-0)

youre right

[ - ] SeanBox 8 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:15:42 ago (+8/-0)

I would go with “Whoa, six feet groomer.” If he ever walks near you. Also, wear boots.

[ - ] Steelerfish 10 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:14:22 ago (+10/-0)

Tell the groomer put his damned mask back on and to go back to Gulfport where he belongs.

TERRY GILLUM FOR GOVERNOR!

[ - ] con77 [op] 8 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:20:14 ago (+8/-0)

can you believe this fucking cunt? Im a guest on the businesses property so its better if I maintain a measure of decorum.

I can say that people in general are overwhelmingly supportive. Although a lot of old guys expect me to "Thank You for your service". I never say that shit. It sounds phony as hell to me. when I got to my first ship in SF they wouldnt even serve me a beer in the city because of my haircut!

[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 7 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:28:31 ago (+8/-1)

Right? Like why would I thank a guy for doing a job. It’s a fucking job, a career for some. Also, fuck a military discount. What, I should reward you for your choice in profession? Fucking lame. A lot of the time, the vet begging for a discount, has made more fucking money as a government slave than the business owner he’s trying to wrangle for 10%. Military people can fuck right off with that shit.

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 5 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:19:37 ago (+5/-0)

most military people dont ask for or demand that shit but if its offered hey thats more money freed up for the cause

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:30:13 ago (+4/-0)

interesting side note. Disney does not offer military discounts.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:30:05 ago (+4/-0)

Just say you chopped your dick off for a 50% discount

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:03:38 ago (+1/-0)

haaa!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:06:00 ago (+1/-0)

for what cause?

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 7 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 18:46:05 ago (+7/-0)

I think the two most condescending things toward people (and the country) in general are things like "thank you for your service" - as if a particular person (or group of people) are more worth reverence than others.

And the bullshit "flag" pins every politician (((has to))) wear - all while destroying their country through insane laws and policies.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 5 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:29:56 ago (+5/-0)

San Fran sicko should be nuked from orbit

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:33:24 ago (+4/-0)

just to be sure

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 16:37:29 ago (+3/-0)

It's the only way.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:28:58 ago (+4/-0)

when I got to my first ship in SF they wouldnt even serve me a beer in the city because of my haircut!

🙄 but fly a degenerate flag and the pale ale would never stop flowing.