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It is Earth Day. Remember when people used to turn off all their lights to sit in the dark to save the planet?

submitted by dulcima to whatever 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 18:31:32 ago (+30/-0)     (whatever)

Does anyone still do this?

That was the first virtue signal. The first I Support The Current Thing.

How things have gone downhill since.


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[ - ] natehiggers 15 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 18:50:25 ago (+15/-0)*

Earth Day was created by a unhinged degenerate kike hippy murderer name Ira Einhorn. In September 1977 he murdered his girlfriend Holly Maddux in Philadelphia Pennsylvania, he then put her body in a trunk. The body wasn't discovered until 18 months later. Einhorn fled to France while on bail and took over twenty years to extradite him from France to face trial.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Einhorn

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 18:53:45 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] natehiggers 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 18:56:30 ago (+7/-0)

The good news is that scumbag kike hippy is finally one with the Earth.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:26:18 ago (+4/-0)

"Saving the planet—one murder at a time."

[ - ] AmericanMuskrat 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 13:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

Einhorn's initial alibi came into question when his neighbors began complaining about a foul smell coming from his apartment, which in turn aroused the suspicion of authorities. Eighteen months later, on March 28, 1979, Maddux's decomposing corpse was found by police in a trunk stored in Einhorn's closet

Wow, that's some crackerjack detective work.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 13:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

Einhorn was literally a stinky hippie. He actually refused to shower and his apartment always smelled terrible. The reason her decomp stink hit is the landlord had the apartment heavily cleaned after Einhorn moved out.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 9 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 18:58:18 ago (+9/-0)

I'm gunna go drive my diesel guzzling tractor around, maybe dig some holes n sheeit.

[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:03:54 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 20:56:12 ago (+7/-0)

No one ever did that. They watched cable tv of Earth Day celebrations around the world. And then ate a Taco Bell Grande

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 21:27:18 ago (+3/-0)

Down here in libshit Melbourne people used to gather in crowds in the city centre, holding candles, sitting in the dark and channelling their Inner Omm.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 22:23:11 ago (+2/-0)*

1% of 1 of no one. No. That didn't actually happen. What happened was Five people were like, all, I'm telling you, she said a thing


Edit: omg I shouldn't drunk post. I don't even know what this is

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 22:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

I can appreciate this drunk post.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 05:44:00 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder how many tonnes of our coal left port for China today...

[ - ] v0atmage 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 22:24:16 ago (+4/-0)

Remember when people used to turn off all their lights to sit in the dark to save the planet?

In commiefornia, those are called "brown outs".

[ - ] NeonGreen 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 00:45:49 ago (+3/-0)

I liked the part where we planted trees. I thought that was nice personally.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 21:58:17 ago (+3/-0)

Hitler’s b-day has been held over. Earth day is cancelled.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 18:51:31 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] TheDivineLight 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 04:16:39 ago (+2/-0)

I remember my old apartment building turning off most of the lights. I was wondering wtf was happening. After searching I put on every light I could and next to the windows just to spite the faggots. Well worth the few pennies.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 21:48:55 ago (+2/-0)

The worst part is, jews really are destroying the planet, but they push us to argue about fake carbon emissions instead of doing something about wildlife loss, habitat destruction, ocean trash, and other real problems. They make up fake problems to distract you from real ones.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:25:21 ago (+2/-0)

Instead of sitting with the lights out you can substitute one extra day of jew worship or sucking a nigger's balls. Aborting a White baby also counts.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:15:59 ago (+2/-0)

I actually like having the lights off. After doing nothing but working for hours every day I want to just turn everything off. All I have is a soft light to read

But I don't do it for the earth or any of that bullshit. I make it a point not to recycle or do anything.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:13:35 ago (+2/-0)*

I'm looking for my diesel powered geranium planter. Such a useless plant, if you don't think looking at it is useful.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 23:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 23:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

LED lights use a fraction of the power, so it's like Earth day every day. /s

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 23:00:14 ago (+1/-0)

Is it earth day? Fuck, forgot to drive the car that has straight pipes to work. I guess I can turn all the lights on, run the dishwasher for the 4 dishes I have, and throw anything in the cloths washer I can.

[ - ] DanielR 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 21:41:13 ago (+1/-0)

who the fuk ever did it ? never herd of this

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 20:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:22:48 ago (+1/-0)

No, I do not remember this, but thank you for your service.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 21:29:24 ago (+4/-0)

Do you remember people virtue signalling about Kony (or whatever his name was, the Sudanese warlord or whatever he was) whose army kidnapped schoolgirls, demanding that he let the girls go? Michelle Obama itself got in on the act.

I don't think they were ever found, but the virtue signalling was priceless.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 21, 2022 21:33:49 ago (+3/-0)

I vaguely remember that. There was so much bullshit going on in that administration that it was hard to keep up, day to day.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 11:08:32 ago (+0/-0)

I light my house with HID lights the entire 24hours.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 09:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

Turned on every light in the house.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 22, 2022 03:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

My elementary school in S. Florida did it once. It sucked. It would have been bad in any other state, but there? Horrible.

They only did it only that once.