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Showerthought: Blacks have bigger dicks because...

submitted by Broc_Liath to ShowerThoughts 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:12:17 ago (+2/-3)     (ShowerThoughts)

They need the extra inches to get past all the sheboon fat.


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[ - ] deleted 5 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:04:53 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:44:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yes but then how do they get past the sheboon fat? Does it shoot out like a harpoon or something?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:47:04 ago (+4/-0)

I’ve often thought that, but you just admitted that you think about niggerdicks. Are you ok buddy? Do you need a fren to help straighten you out?

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:47:56 ago (+3/-0)

It's ok for me to be a faggot: I'm the OP.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 1 point 2 yearsApr 14, 2022 01:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve often thought that, but you just admitted that you think about niggerdicks.

I’ve often thought that,

you just admitted that you think about niggerdicks

Uh...?

[ - ] RadMoth 4 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:30:17 ago (+5/-1)*

On average (75%), the penises of men of African descent are an inch shorter and smaller in circumference than men of European descent, unless having had male ancestors of European descent, in which case their penis is the same size as men of European descent.

Those of African descent do, however, have a messed up cardiovascular system, which causes them to remain permanently tumescent in the region of their genitalia (and accounts for their average 20% shorter lifespan, as well as their tendency to be pathological rapists).

Obviously the ones who have fabricated and promulgated the myth of big dick blacks have been der Juden, whose original god, El, was an African equivalent of the Hellenic god Priapus, who was (like the Jewish First Man, Adam) essentially a dildo.

::: ::: :::

Penis research information attained online (from pages that add a millimeter to black dicks, to maintain the myth, in addition to measurements in inches, resulting in ridiculous sizes like “seven inches and one millimeter,” because they is stoopid).

El information originally read in Encyclopedia Judaica, since read elsewhere.

::: ::: :::

Amusing factoid: The god Elohim translates literally as “He The Women,” and thus roughly indicates: “The Women with a Dildo.”

[ - ] Nashorn 0 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

Your factoid is bullshit. Elohim means gods. It's the plural of El.

[ - ] RadMoth 1 point 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:10:08 ago (+1/-0)

Nope.

Worship not false gods, lest ye be damned.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 18:00:10 ago (+1/-0)

DILDO GODS!

[leftists worship them]

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 21:52:52 ago (+0/-0)

elohim = plural form of eloha

stop being a kike...oh wait you can't

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:45:44 ago (+1/-0)

Chimps have bigger balls than gorrillas because they are more promiscuous and need to pump the females with more dna.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yes!

Source: A friend of mine had to come up with ways to measure ape balls at the zoo for this exact reason.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2022 00:14:48 ago (+0/-0)

You measure them - very carefully :)

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2022 03:35:10 ago (+0/-0)

She did it by estimating the distance and using trig.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2022 05:50:56 ago (+0/-0)

Set of spring callipers would have been more accurate :)

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2022 06:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yes but that presents the risk of being right next to an angry or (possibly worse) amorous chimp.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 05:50:09 ago (+0/-0)

He wouldn’t be feeling amorous for long if you place a set of spring callipers on his balls :)

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2022 00:15:55 ago (+0/-0)

The have such big dicks b/c their hoes have such big holes to fill

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2022 03:32:54 ago (+0/-0)

*such big hos

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 21:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe Op should spend less time trying to normalize the sexualization of niggers on VOAT and more time figuring out how he's going to salvage his account from people thinking he's a filthy kike

Whites literally have bigger dicks then blacks with no white DNA, blacks with White dna have bigger dicks then blacks with no White dna

Whites win, yet again

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2022 03:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe Op should spend less time trying to normalize the sexualization of niggers on VOAT and more time figuring out how he's going to salvage his account from people thinking he's a filthy kike

Sorry dude, your opinion really isn't that important to me :/

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:51:48 ago (+0/-0)

Your thoughts are disgusting and you probably should feel like you need another shower now.

[ - ] Lordbananafist -1 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:33:56 ago (+1/-2)

Sport Sullivan had a debate about nigger dicks

And then he ruined baseball

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:13:19 ago (+2/-3)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:19:09 ago (+3/-0)

Do you not think about black dicks in the shower?

I just saw a massive shaniqua and thought to myself "how the fuck did her ancestors even reproduce?" Then it hit me.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 18:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

Don't they only become massive shaniquas in the west due to welfare?

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 13, 2022 19:20:00 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was a general thing.