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submitted by Broc_Liath to WhitePeopleThings 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 20:18:37 ago (+53/-1)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] x0x7 5 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 22:10:22 ago (+5/-0)*

Meanwhile monkey's can't throw. They can only fling. Throwing is a uniquely human ability. The difference is hitting an object verses lobbing something in a general direction.

Did some research to back myself up. It looks like orangutans can throw-ish, but their intelligence distribution overlaps our own (there are some phenomenally stupid humans) so other monkeys are more than twice the distance from us than orangutans.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 08:11:50 ago (+0/-0)

TIL

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 07:00:34 ago (+1/-0)

Also throwing a coordinated punch. Some anthropologists think our ability to throw comes from evolutionary need to punch, some say our ability to punch comes from the need to throw. It's sort of a chicken and egg but they think our development of one gave a free ride to the other.

[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 20:22:36 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] QuasiVoat 3 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 23:30:25 ago (+3/-0)

Totally not a cope for not being able to concentrate for more than 40 seconds ;-P nah j/k. I'm down with the hunter/gatherer "adhd" idea. As well, giving amphetamines to children is fucking criminal.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 08:12:41 ago (+1/-0)

Common misconception. Kyles can typically concentrate intensely on a task that interests them, like stalking game.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 04:33:18 ago (+1/-0)

Its hard to pay attention to your academics when there are more important things to pay attention to like the jews destroying your civilization. Of course the jewish phsycologist will just say you have ADHD and suppress your active mind with weird drugs

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:03:36 ago (+1/-0)

I got the disorder. 10/10. My life was terrible until I figured it out. Antelope hunter is no longer a viable career.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 00:35:33 ago (+0/-0)

That's the thing about jews and niggers. They gladly accept our kind embrace, mistaking it for weakness. They can't comprehend how much that kindness can turn to slaughter when they bite the hand that feeds them.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 01:26:39 ago (+0/-0)

I was born in the wrong time. I should be able to use my superior brain and body to rampage the lesser equiped and take what is mine. I deserve to have a farm, many children, a harem, the skulls of my enemies adorning my mantel, serfs, a small kingdom, etc.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 05:49:53 ago (+0/-0)

You can have a homestead with women who bear your children while you hunt and grow your own food. Others you know will join you as they see the success and happiness you obtain, and there is your tribe.

[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 06:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

I'd put a saddle and sombrero on you and ride you in a donkey parade, you daft twat. Cheers, nigger.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 12:41:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yeehaw nigger

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

Actually a man would wound an antelope and then follow it until it collapses from exhaustion. The kill shot would be just a close range coup de grace.