Dude got a one-in-hole - Upgoat

Dude got a one-in-hole
submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 16:37:07 ago (+28/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 19:51:39 ago (+4/-0)

Is there some double entendre here that Im missing?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:11:14 ago (+2/-0)

You are probably reading it incorrectly. I read it wrong five times. One. In. Hole.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:30:13 ago (+0/-0)

I used the old hole-in-one trick.

Do you guys even golf?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 21:57:01 ago (+5/-0)

I do not golf. I have no time to waste. That game seems like the greatest example of being useless. I whacked a ball with a stick for several hours. I spent a lot of money on my sticks so that I can spend less time whacking the ball with sticks. My goal is to whack the ball as few times as possible while still whacking the ball. Then I have an overpriced lunch at the clubhouse.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 00:29:58 ago (+3/-0)

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to ride around on a cart for few hours fucking off with your buddies. Drink a 12 pack and get some fresh air.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 07:00:27 ago (+2/-0)

My problem is I can't even look at a golf course without fantasizing about tearing it up on a dirtbike.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 15:53:51 ago (+0/-0)

I just sit in my backyard with a pit fire and do the other stuff.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 22:07:04 ago (+1/-0)

Painfully accurate. I'm shamelessly using this from now on.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 22:22:17 ago (+1/-0)

I grant you usage without shame.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 08:21:11 ago (+0/-0)

Is that one original to you?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 09:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 17:22:54 ago (+3/-0)

what am i looking at here?

[ + ] germ22

[ - ] germ22 5 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 17:57:54 ago (+5/-0)

Every now and then the oles on golfcourse get move (no idea why). What you see here is the man filling the old hole up with the core he extracted from the new hole.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:32:22 ago (+3/-0)

Every now and then the oles on golfcourse get move (no idea why)

It's the simplest way to change the course (for variety, or to change the difficulty)

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 03:13:26 ago (+2/-0)

It's to befuddle the gophers.

[ + ] Jewfed9000

[ - ] Jewfed9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 19:01:28 ago (+1/-1)

What is with the poking, the liquid substance and the rolling?

[ + ] 9000timesempty

[ - ] 9000timesempty 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 19:25:59 ago (+3/-0)*

To "blend" the "donated" core into the hole. You need the grass to have a pathway and to break up the smooth core wall so the grass can grow WITH the core. Blending it back into the green.

[ + ] Jewfed9000

[ - ] Jewfed9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 19:39:17 ago (+1/-1)

What does the liquid do?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 16 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 19:50:34 ago (+17/-1)

Its brawndo. Its what plants crave.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 19:56:22 ago (+3/-0)

It's got "electrolytes."

[ + ] Jewfed9000

[ - ] Jewfed9000 2 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:19:14 ago (+2/-0)

Good one! 😍