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Everyone should learn about microchimerism. Every slut who gets a nut busted in her retains some of that DNA- *in her brain*

submitted by big_fat_dangus to science 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:24:23 ago (+29/-11)     (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3458919/

Fukken gross, I tell ya lads


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[ - ] Breeder 14 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 20:29:53 ago (+14/-0)*

I read it for everybody. It doesn't say anything about sperm or semen.

"During pregnancy, genetic material and cells are bi-directionally exchanged between the fetus and mother [1], following which there can be persistence of the foreign cells and/or DNA in the recipient [2], [3]. This naturally acquired microchimerism (Mc) may impart beneficial or adverse effects on human health. Fetal Mc, which describes the persistence of cells and/or DNA of fetal origin in the mother acquired during pregnancy, has been associated with several different autoimmune diseases as well as implicated in tissue repair and immunosurveillance [4]–[6]."

Fist sentence of the introduction. OP is the equivalent of a guilty orgasm from a rape victim.

[ - ] totes_magotes 4 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 20:58:44 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, that's what I expected the link to go to and it did.

Also, irony is your username on this thread.

[ - ] Zinnsee 2 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 05:11:50 ago (+2/-0)*

Male microchimerism in women without sons: quantitative assessment and correlation with pregnancy history https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16084184/

Revisiting telegony: Offspring inherit an acquired characteristic of their mother's previous mate
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/266322954_Revisiting_telegony_Offspring_inherit_an_acquired_characteristic_of_their_mother's_previous_mate

Microchimerism of male origin in a cohort of Danish girls
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/19381956.2016.1218583

Women Store DNA From Every Man They’ve Ever Made Love With, Study Finds
https://neonnettle.com/news/4209-women-store-dna-from-every-man-they-ve-ever-made-love-with-study-finds

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:46:33 ago (+6/-0)

This is what happens when you let a phlebotomist interpret studies. This study says nothing about microchimerism from sex. These are all subjects that were assumed to have male MC because they carried a male fetus.. Carrying a male fetus will account for the overwhelming number of male MC in females and sperm has never been proven to cause MC. Retard. Did you even read the abstract?

They were looking for the link between male MC and alzheimers because women with children, especially higher numbers of children, have more and earlier alzheimers.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:33:46 ago (+0/-0)

That's an interesting interpretation. Did you have sex with a geneticist at some point?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 01:52:11 ago (+1/-0)

That was pretty funny actually.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 03:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, I try.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 06:56:55 ago (+0/-0)

So what about the part at the end that states women with no history of sons also showed male Mc?
63% of women is a lot

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 11:10:24 ago (+0/-0)

Can you point to the passage so that I don’t have to search?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:48:43 ago (+1/-2)

women with children, especially higher numbers of children, have more and earlier alzheimers
pwnd

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 6 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:28:02 ago (+6/-0)

That explains some pseudo-intellectual roasties. They get just enough male DNA to improve their cognitive functions, but not enough to properly understand it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:29:09 ago (+4/-0)

Hmmm that sounds an awful lot like a certain pseudointellectual roastie we all know...

[ - ] Osmanthus 5 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:38:30 ago (+5/-0)

It's from their male babies, not sperm. Learn to read.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:49:17 ago (+0/-1)

male babies don't come from sperm.

Are you sure?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 01:54:17 ago (+1/-0)

Im sure that every slut who gets nut busted is not a mom. Yeah.

[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:29:27 ago (+5/-0)

In conclusion, male microchimerism is frequent and widely distributed in the human female brain.

coomer brain

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:54:14 ago (+4/-0)

During pregnancy, genetic material and cells are bi-directionally exchanged between the fetus and mother

Didn’t see the part about getting it from a load in the back ally.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 06:52:44 ago (+0/-0)

You have to keep reading and extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data. Towards the end it briefly states women with no sons also show microchimerism.
The original study was to see if women are susceptible to neurological diseases from male DNA, only when they started poking around in old ladies brains they found women are literally cum sponges and harvest DNA from the sperm they ingest into their bodies

[ - ] dwb3 4 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:26:04 ago (+4/-0)

Im basically danguz dad at this point.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:26:59 ago (+0/-0)

Shut up, it's not a phase!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 20:23:45 ago (+5/-3)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 20:28:22 ago (+2/-3)

You should have just told us you're marriagecucked to a fat cow, would have saved you some typing.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:52:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:00:30 ago (+1/-2)

How many moos from the cow did it take for you to write this?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:37:18 ago (+0/-1)

Another homosexual. I think poal.co is more your speed

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:22:25 ago (+1/-0)

I like knowing that my DNA is still within my old partners.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 01:50:59 ago (+6/-0)

This study says that your DNA is still within your mom.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 12:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

Talk about male mother need!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:23:34 ago (+0/-0)

Be sure to remind them. Regularly!

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 12:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

Only if they carried your son in their womb.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 20:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

that's why their voices go deep.

lol at the scientists insisting it's only from fetuses throughout the whole thing, then subtly admitting amidst the huge chunks of text:

"The pregnancy history was unknown for all but a few subjects in the current studies, thus male Mc in female brain could not be evaluated according to specific prior pregnancy history."

Because these faggots refuse to admit it, we have to go to a vasectomy site to get the truth:

"Once you have a vasectomy, the sperm can no longer move out of the tube. The membrane (lining) of the epididymis absorbs most of the sperm where it dissolves. The rest of the unused sperm is absorbed simply and naturally by your body."

So yes their body absorbs the sperm.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:28:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

Fukken gross, I tell ya lads

Cum dumpsters? I'll grant you that.

Not within the sacred bond of matrimony though. It's called consummation for a reason.

I get that, in this day and age where society has deteriorated to the point where you'd need to start looking in grade school to find a virgin, that it sounds impossible and, if you manage to find a woman that no man has put his mark on and you treat her right, she will be yours forever.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:42:05 ago (+0/-0)

Is the effect cumulative? The more semen received the more DNA retained or is it a one time effect? All three of my kids look more like me than my wife. In theory #4 should look more like me than the rest if it is a cumulative effect.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 00:47:36 ago (+1/-0)

The reason your kids look more like you has nothing to do with the cumulative jizz in your wife. Its thought that children adapted to look more like their father so he wouldn’t kill them.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Jewfed9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:37:40 ago (+1/-1)

You expect me to read all of that you son of a bitch?

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:51:04 ago (+0/-0)

Tl;dr - women would be even more retarded without men

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 22:51:12 ago (+4/-0)


I actually says the reverse. Women who have been pregnant get alzheimers more often and at a younger age. More pregnancies correlate to more and earlier alzheimers. They were looking for a link between FETAL microchimerism in the brain and alzheimers. Dangus didn’t even read the study.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 3 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:26:00 ago (+3/-0)

"herp derp reading is for fags, I just hate women" ~dangus, probably.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 23:50:34 ago (+0/-1)

Women who have been pregnant get alzheimers more often and at a younger age

pwnd

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 01:01:03 ago (+2/-0)

If you’re a jew I guess.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3 yearsApr 5, 2022 19:39:34 ago (+0/-1)

Yes.