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San Francisco Surprise

submitted by Wolfspider to videos 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:26:27 ago (+55/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/l2urz2.mp4



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[ - ] Thought_Criminal 26 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:34:02 ago (+27/-1)

Looks like Will and Chris have taken their act on the road.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:22:29 ago (+4/-3)

you win the internet for the day!

[ - ] TheGoyimKnow 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 22:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

Don't use gay phrases that originated in reddit

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2022 05:55:02 ago (+1/-0)

i wrote that asswipe

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:16:45 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha nog celebrity comedy fahnee hahaha

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 23 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:30:53 ago (+23/-0)*

Lol, at least that other guy was effective in getting him to walk out of the building.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 17 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:39:39 ago (+17/-0)

nigger self-transported as a result of violence.

huh.

[ - ] Rebooted 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:28:15 ago (+6/-0)

I was just daydreaming how I'd act, and hitting him with something like that sign pole was it. Incredibly satisfying.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:31:35 ago (+2/-0)

i believe it's a long-handled dustpan

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 20:29:11 ago (+1/-0)

I thought it was a sign stand. It sounded heavier than a dust pan.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 21:15:10 ago (+0/-0)

Could be.

Although you’d need a robust long-handled dustpan in San Francisco.

On account of the poo.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 21:59:17 ago (+0/-0)

In an ethnically homogeneous society where such things won't simply be stolen, a robust long-handled dustpan would be the perfect thing for a business/building that expects it to see a long and useful life.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 22:08:54 ago (+0/-0)

Of this there is no doubt.

Perhaps this is why we are unable to identify it. We are disposable men.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2022 08:08:58 ago (+0/-0)

So this pooper scooper doubled as a nigger knocker?

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2022 08:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

Now there’s an infomercial I’d stay up late to watch.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2022 08:37:17 ago (+0/-0)

I will drop a note to Ronco.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 20:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

C'LANG!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 17:43:35 ago (+3/-0)

I love how the security guard was just like "everyone stand back, let the googles handle each other."

[ - ] Nosferatjew 16 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:35:36 ago (+16/-0)

At least someone was willing and able to take appropriate and necessary action against that naked monkey. Too bad it survived though.

[ - ] Incanus 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 17:05:14 ago (+4/-0)*

I think at this point it is clear that the only path forward is for the Colored Community to police their own.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 20:54:58 ago (+6/-0)

I'd be totally fine with that, so long as their community was separated from my community by at least an ocean.

[ - ] TheGoyimKnow 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 22:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

And the soyboys who got mad about it were shameful

[ - ] NuckFiggers 11 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:47:12 ago (+11/-0)

"Let him go, San Francisco PD will take care of it"

I lived in that shithole. The police are completely ineffectual. The shit picker uppers are more useful than the cops in the hellhole

[ - ] con77 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:26:08 ago (+6/-0)

years ago, 80's, I was talking to some cops in Candlestick Park. I told them that I was thinking about joining the SFPD but that I had smoked marijuana in the past. They laughed and said if the PD never hired anyone that smoked a joint there wouldnt be aa cop in San Fran!

[ - ] Splooge 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:27:45 ago (+7/-0)

Some of the cops in SF are literal felons and former drug dealers. No joke.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:43:46 ago (+5/-0)

Diversity is Our Strength™.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yep the correct term would be UC

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

affirmative action

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:01:59 ago (+2/-0)

I've seen cops watch crimes being committed and then advise the criminal how to avoid attention so they don't get caught.

SF is a complete joke.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:20:32 ago (+0/-1)

Probably a CI

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 20:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

No, he was a junkie clearly in possession of stolen merchandise and the cops had a 'aww come on...not again...how many times do you we have to tell you?' like they were talking to the town drunk in Mayberry.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 17:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:46:55 ago (+1/-0)

never saw it. I am rewatching Miami Vice though. Whew. The 80's were a long time ago.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve been watching it, too.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:02:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:21:19 ago (+2/-0)

The people that drive the politicians?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 23:35:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Rebooted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Probably close to that, but you'll need to live close enough to commute every day.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

When you go to work with your hands already in your own handcuffs what would the outcome be.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:28:45 ago (+9/-0)

Allegedly this naked man entered a department store in SanFrancisco to sexually assault a transgender employee. When the employee fled & hid inside a closet, the naked man lost his mind, grabbing a fire extinguisher and trying to break down the closet door.

So the nudie tried to assault a tranny! And then the other nigger whacked him? Holy fuck. What a nightmare.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 20:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome to NiggerClownWorld.

[ - ] Kozel 9 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:06:50 ago (+9/-0)

I don't see why they wanted him out of the store, he was wearing a mask.

PS: Mask mandates ended march 12th in this area. More than half the store still masks up in SF satellite towns.

[ - ] Rebooted 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:33:03 ago (+5/-0)

Fun fact, masking requirements and other restrictions started in California on March 13, 2020. Exactly two years later, to the day, public school masking and other restrictions were lifted.

Event 201 was a great exercise.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

That means the vaccine is working!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:15:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 8 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:40:45 ago (+8/-0)*

I conjecture that the Oscar move was to show chimpouts as acceptable and righteous. To normalize violence among blacks. He did do a good job getting that diversity hire out da building.

What kind of krokodil was that dude on anyway?! Such hard bones…

Wait a second. Was that rat-tailed white dude coming to defend the naked dude?

He pulled simething as he exitted the building.

Wait a second, was he going to get the other guy?! What in the shit.

[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 17:14:48 ago (+5/-0)

yeah i think he was literally white-knighting the "underprivileged" naked nigger

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:04:04 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:34:04 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t know what the white dude was trying to do. Its hard to know who to root for in this.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:59:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:23:20 ago (+0/-0)

He's showing his solidarity for the insane.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:04:42 ago (+7/-0)

Had that nog been knocked out, I have a feeling the cuck talking like a city fag would've tried to revive him by sucking his black penis.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't blowing into it work better?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

Anything else would be racisms

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:01:27 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:50:17 ago (+5/-0)

Some are solid bone, others have a mutation that results in a hollow internal cavity. Some nogs with this mutation get a procedure done where an access door is created so they can more readily hide their stash from other nigs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:24:59 ago (+0/-0)

ElI5 sicklecell

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:15:45 ago (+2/-0)

They are empty so they feel nothing

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 14:44:45 ago (+6/-0)

Sex offender registry. Have him go live under an overpass with the addicts.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:02:27 ago (+4/-0)

Hang it from the overpass. It'll send a better message.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:41:30 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] con77 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:35:43 ago (+3/-0)

you ever notice?

its always a nigger doing this shit?

the transition from sex offender weirdo to homicidal maniac is instantaneous?

[ - ] the_noticer 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:51:40 ago (+2/-0)

a lot of white faggots being pathetic, and finally its a big nigger who actually did something about it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

Because there are only consequences for hoooooowytee didndoos didndoo

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:40:18 ago (+2/-0)

You know, one would be inclined to think the guy recording this was poofty, but considering we live in Clownworld, and this is San Francisco, the guy is probably straight. A cuck, obviously, but probably straight.

The other guy just wanted the nigger, fire safety instructor to get out of his way.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:28:43 ago (+0/-0)

Poofty means gay in kangaroonigger for the freedom loving speakers.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:52:09 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:05:24 ago (+1/-0)*

Black man wearing a mask is told to leave a mall in San Francisco. He is violently attacked when he refuses.

He's a modern day Rosa Parks.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 17:22:45 ago (+2/-1)

This is what is happening to our nation (what's left of it)

The other day I walked into a CVS type store in my city as staff and security were yelling at a nigger sheboon African immigrant that had filled up two large bags of stolen merchandise. I followed her out and said in her ear as she was scurrying away fuck you nigger die nigger.. I wish I had grabbed one of her bags and dumped it out but people on the street there would have probably had me arrested. Fucking hate niggers. I hate this city. I hope they all die horribly.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2022 08:24:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheGoyimKnow 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 22:51:10 ago (+0/-0)

That was based af

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 22:37:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 21:38:59 ago (+0/-0)

Not what I expected at all. Glad I decided to watch anyway.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 21:13:28 ago (+0/-0)

CameraFag fucked it all up.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 21:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

it real upset coz it fuct it's sexy time

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

The hero SF never deserved

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 18:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] JokerCircus 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:47:08 ago (+0/-0)

Krokodil or something prolly.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 21:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

Nah jus niggerdil

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 15:12:49 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:03:29 ago (+5/-0)

I'm good without seeing monkey dick, thank you very much.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 16:29:40 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2022 19:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

Why not both?