A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!" - Upgoat

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:31:30 ago (+42/-1) (Jokes)

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

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[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 00:13:32 ago (+4/-0)

Is this peak dad joke?

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 12:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

This sub should just be changed to /v/puns because that's all I ever see upvoted here. Fuck I hate puns.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry to hear that because I got a ton of em.

If I find a good joke, I post it. But most of the time all I find are jokes that I do not find funny.

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 00:54:43 ago (+1/-0)

Vegan are horrible people. They kill animals, by eating the their food and forcing the animals to starve to death.

Meanwhile, ranchers feed the animals, keep them safe and healthy, and give them a home. They're the ones who really care about the animals.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 21:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

Wamp, wamp...

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 21:21:20 ago (+1/-0)

Still funny,after all these years.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:10:00 ago (+0/-0)

For some strange reason I feel like listening to some shitty 70s music.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 20:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 21:32:03 ago (+3/-0)

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