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Cycling Injury - Emergency Room Misdiagnosis & Permanent Disability, Black Magic - After falling off my bike the doctors said I sustained a fractured humerus the pain never went away and when I went back they said I should have had surgery 17 days before .. it started when I needed a new tail light

submitted by TankTinker to whatever 3.2 yearsMar 14, 2022 19:25:25 ago (+3/-2)     (dockersunion.net)

http://dockersunion.net/vb/forum/main-forum/701-cycling-injury-emergency-room-misdiagnosis-permanent-disability-black-magic

It all started when after rain the tail light on the same bike got full of water, I bought a new one from the bike shop and a few days later after cycling to the shops in the late afternoon when I came out it was dark, so I decided to turn the lights on .. the new taillight did not turn on, I pressed the on/off switch numerous times it would not work so I had to cycle home in the dark with no taillight.

A couple nights later the tail light came on of its own volition, since it was night time and the bike was outside the red light blinking on and off would trouble the neighbors .. it would not turn off I had to remove the unit .. I took it back to the bike shop they gave me a new one gratis, the fellow in the shop showed me how to turn it on and off and it worked fine.

A few nights after that at the supermarket as before it would not turn on just like the other one, and just like the other one it went on of its own volition nights later and gor blimey I could not turn it off .. I had to put an empty coffee tin over it to stop the flashing light .. I went back and bought another tail light from the same place, the same story it would not turn on.

I asked a girl at a bus stop to see if she could get it to work .. she couldn't, I took it back the bloke in the bike shop went click and it turned on .. he told me to "get off the premises," I did that and when I got on my bike is when I had the accident .. I wrote the whole thing up and posted it on the i'net and explained the only explanation is someone had used black magic against me, the consensus was that must indeed be the case.


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[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 14, 2022 19:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

Get bent grape smuggler.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 14, 2022 19:43:29 ago (+1/-0)

Junk the fucking bike,Get a Honda.Problem solved.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 14, 2022 19:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TankTinker [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 15, 2022 23:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

Sure I have long titles .. I like to use the whole 300 characters allowable I can impart more information that way.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TankTinker [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 16:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

All you are doing is encouraging those who only read a title and think they now learned something new.

That about covers it.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 14, 2022 20:56:34 ago (+0/-0)

Jeez louise ... are you now going to tell us what you had for dinner, whether or not you wore socks to bed, and that you trimmed your toenails? No one cares about the minutiae of your life.

[ - ] TankTinker [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:37:48 ago (+0/-0)*

That is not the end of it .. I am in +- excellent health, no long term probs and no co morbidities, so a couple weeks ago there was a tremendous piercing pain in my right side abdomen inside my rib cage, I was wondering what was going on and in it went again .. it lasted about ten minutes there was a follow up pain in my head about a week later .. I reckon someone made a voodoo mannnekin in my likeness and stuck it with pins .. hi ho.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:12:07 ago (+1/-0)

Well, thank goodness you don't have arthritis or hemorrhoids. A pain in your chest could come from compressing your sternum (while in a sitting position too long), and coughing too much can cause costochondritis, a mild separation of tissue from the ribs. Both are painful. Just don't think about it too much, although none of this is something a young man needs to worry about.