In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. - Upgoat

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:09:21 ago (+42/-0) (Jokes)

And when you turn 13, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

[ - ] gaybeeye 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:39:56 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:24:53 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:11:49 ago (+3/-0)

Bam! Went right the fuck over my head,for about 30secs.Thanks.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 17:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

Even if you're dead? What ELSE significant and USEFUL, does the "Queen" PARAISITE do in exchange for her HUMONGOUS income?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:27:01 ago (+0/-0)

The queen shouldn't even know my name or age. Who the fuck is she?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:32:34 ago (+2/-0)

...you get a letter from the Queen.

And a free ride to the Soylent Green processing plant!

Remember: Soylent Green is people!

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:38:04 ago (+2/-0)

Who's gonna send her a letter when she turns 100 though?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 05:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

Elton John.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:04:09 ago (+2/-0)

How do you know he waits until age 13? What about other ones that ended up having their bodies used for "other" purposes.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:35:34 ago (+2/-0)

You'll have to ask him yourself.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

He doesnt bother texting kids that cant read. He just gets em

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 01:04:27 ago (+1/-0)

the queen can soon address a letter to herself: "Dear Majesty..."