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I couldn't afford a brand new bidet so I used spare parts from the bathroom sink and made one myself. These are exciting times, fellas.

submitted by Centaurus to funny 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:28:05 ago (+5/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

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[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 23:14:15 ago (+0/-0)

When you buy your new sink, buy a fifty dollar bidet that attaches to your toilet and uses hot and cold water.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 01:38:59 ago (+0/-0)

Just spray your asshole with a water hose.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:29:32 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, nah. It'll probably send.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:31:48 ago (+2/-0)

I designed it to give a sort of "man-cave" feel to the room.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:34:59 ago (+3/-0)

I think you've captured that asthetic.

[ - ] heygeorge 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:48:05 ago (+2/-0)

I can’t believe Putin’s army did that to this innocent Ukrainian civilian sink

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:50:26 ago (+1/-0)

It was not his fault, he was just trying to wash his dick.

[ - ] heygeorge 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 21:06:09 ago (+1/-0)

Psssssshhhhhhhht

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 20:38:53 ago (+1/-0)

Fools Russian where angels fear to tread.

[ - ] localsal 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:39:14 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:53:22 ago (+0/-0)

You would have to keep it clean, though. I wouldn't drink from it, but great for dishes or washing hands.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:54:46 ago (+1/-0)

Kids brushing teeth is a very good use.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:55:58 ago (+0/-0)

You would still need to clean it occasionally. Mold.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 27, 2022 20:59:31 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not familiar enough with mold to know how well it grows on silicon. I would guess that silicon is not very inviting for mold.

But very easy to clean since it is silicon. I haven't had one long enough to even know when it might get moldy.

Tip: don't angle it straight up - tilt it a bit.

And kids that have problems squeezing hard enough to make the fountain can just put their palm over it. Still makes a good arc.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 01:41:05 ago (+1/-0)

Takes a while but it gets moldy