submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2.3 yearsFeb 26, 2022 11:06:55 ago (+6/-3) (Jokes)
A soldier comes home on leave and tells his wife about his parachute training.
“It was terrible,” he says. “I was in the plane and ready to jump, when I froze. I couldn’t move. The Sargent came up behind me, pulled out this enormous dick of his and said he’d stick it up my ass if I didn’t jump.”
“Oh my God,” says his wife. “So did you jump?”
“Well, yes,” says the soldier. “A little bit -- at first.”
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[ + ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers
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I don't like fag jokes usually. Just ignore them. That's my medicine.
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