My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous." - Upgoat

My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous."
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 20:25:37 ago (+39/-2) (Jokes)

I said, "Well then that's probably why they received flowers."

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 22:35:55 ago (+5/-0)

So that's why you're living on the boat in winter now?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 20, 2022 07:07:23 ago (+1/-0)

Who else is going to feed the fish when it's 5 degrees outside? Come on, man!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 20:52:31 ago (+5/-0)

Daaaaaaayum!!!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:09:51 ago (+1/-0)