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REEE PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES IS BAD FOR YOU GOYIM!

submitted by fightknightHERO to Jews 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:59:33 ago (+14/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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the jews are really not trying anymore


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[ - ] Shitheel 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 07:26:36 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair, this warning comes out every year and every year people die from heart attacks while shoveling.

The phrasing is different though.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 13:18:05 ago (+0/-0)*

TBF, quite a few die while taking a shit bc of pushing to hard. There's actually a medical term for it - evidently it was the very thing that done Elvis in, so this article screenshot is on a compendium of msm news story of the last couple of months alerting to sudden heart attacks - being lonely, stressing out about covid, smoking pot, drinking some cocktail, shovelling snow, regular exercise (kek), all cope and bs to get ahead of all the vaccine induced attacks th3ey suspect are coming.
EDIT: LOL i found it https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=61fd7c3b69e67

[ - ] germ22 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 04:57:52 ago (+1/-0)

Any excuse to push the "sudden death" trope. Sudden death caused by everything, except the jab off course.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 22:19:16 ago (+1/-0)

That is a heart attack inducing shovel. Looks more like a push shovel than a scooping shovel. Has to be crazy awkward to keep that thing balanced when lifting the single pole.

And the snow weighs twice as much with each shovel full due to the large blade.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:52:50 ago (+4/-0)*

Vaccine induced symptoms.
Blood texture turning to that of mud.
Mudbloods.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:32:50 ago (+1/-0)

Mansur Shaheen lmfao what? That’s not a name whose ancestors had any relationship with snow. Browns are inherently lazy and hate outdoor activities.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:20:56 ago (+1/-0)

Depending how much snow and how much moisture is in the snow, this is a legit warning. Usually only applies to fatasses in their 50s that haven't had to do physical labor in a decade or two.

Heart Attack Snow is legit. Shoveling a foot of slush was the reason I bought my first snowblower. Work smarter, not harder.