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Everybody Is A Tough Guy Until They Get It In The Nuts

submitted by FalseRealityCheck to humor 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 19:36:00 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/zad8b6.mp4



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[ - ] green_man 4 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 21:57:39 ago (+4/-0)

Why does the White guy have the writing of his opponent tattooed on his back?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 4 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 22:18:38 ago (+4/-0)

Gay love. This was a domestic dispute that they brought to the ring.

[ - ] green_man 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 22:27:08 ago (+3/-0)

That explains female MMA, the lesbians have the highest rates of domestic violence.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 22:34:38 ago (+3/-0)

Which females; the ones with a minge or the ones with a twig and berries?

[ - ] green_man 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 22:40:34 ago (+2/-0)

Actual female lesbians have the highest rates of domestic violence.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 23:07:44 ago (+1/-0)

No they don’t. They did a study on lesbos in which they included trannies. MtF trannies. Well trannies beat the fuck out of people because they really are crazy like in Silence of the Lambs. Actual lesbos have violent offending rates similar to regular women unless they take androgens. FtMs have higher violence rates as well.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 09:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

Source

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 23:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

Embarassing.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 22:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

Not excellent. You can get a viscous form of erectile disfunction from this. Scar tissue forms in the penis and freezes expansion during erection. So wherever that scar tissue is, the penis doesn't grow. This causes a bend in the penis up to 90°. In some cases the penis may be flacid past the scar tissue. Even if you're 100% stiff, your length will be half what it was plus you'll have a severe bend in your penis. It will be so awkward and painful to fuck that your only hope of impregnating a woman will be premature ejaculation. ED drugs won't help. Since erections become painful, they'd actually be torture. Do not fuck with your dick or anyone else's. If you do fuck up a guy's dick you should thereafter kill him for your own safety.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 22:25:41 ago (+2/-0)

Do not fuck with your dick or anyone else's.
Well, I've never fucked with anybody else's dick — so I'm safe there. I have been fucking with my dick for most of my life, however, and will continue to do so — but I appreciate the concern.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 10:00:57 ago (+0/-0)

Ever watch porn and imagine it's you in the video? You've fucked with someone else's dick.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 10:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

What if you watched a porn vid in which the guy fucking someone is watching a different porn vid of some guy fucking someone else?

Is that like a glitch in the Matrix?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 11:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

It's penile inception.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 11:21:17 ago (+0/-0)

Got a LOL out me on that one.

[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 14:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

One of my cousins has a dick with a 90 degree bend. They nicknamed him hook.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 20:06:40 ago (+2/-1)

Let's get this "tough guy cage fighter" shit cleared up for the betterment of based minded humanity....tattoos don't make anyone tough, scars do. Back in 1986 I was in 3 Tough Man fights before the "cage and octagon" shit became a jew ✡ $ fad. The guys that had the guts, balls and huevos to step into those rings were guys who genuinely had a past consisting of taking beatings and dishing them out. Myself included, every guy I know/knew who took a beating were guys who fought 3 or more at a time...I myself took on 6 guys and lost front teeth and suffered a cracked jaw but 3 of them needed an ambulance. I've fought guys younger than me who thought their martial arts and weight lifting made them invincible only to be deceived by over confidence and a big fucking mouth. What I've seen in this "arena" is punks who've never had to fight in a "life and death" situation. People aren't as tough as they portray to be when there's a weapon pulled on them. This fighter shit is jamtart extraordinaire. Kick a guy in the jaw when he's 3ft away staring you down with a cocky grin and 2 of his goof buddies beside him and prove you're tough...and make sure you've planned ahead to take out the other 2.
FUCKING WHIMPS.

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 20:23:58 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah and bears are pussies too. Nice larp, hoss.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 05:50:00 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't they wearing cups? (I never did). NEVER had a problem, cause I didn't fight little girls.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 04:04:02 ago (+0/-0)

I remember that guy during one of the first UFC's taking a lot of punishment to his nuts.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 03:44:05 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus, it takes a lot of balls to go in there without a cup.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 23:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

Worlds first double tko

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 20:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

Mutually assured testicle destruction.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 20:05:44 ago (+0/-0)

That's the way the cookies crumble

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 19:43:36 ago (+0/-0)

Did he have a death grip on the other guys nuts.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 19:45:40 ago (+2/-0)*

They simultaneously kneed each other in the ballsack.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 19:59:21 ago (+1/-0)

Just re-watched it, my balls fucking hurt just watching that.