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Only White guys will take their chances

submitted by deleted to WhitePeopleThings 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 19:38:28 ago (+34/-0)     (WhitePeopleThings)

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[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 11 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 20:37:50 ago (+11/-0)

For anyone else, make your fist in a ball on first contact to let the dog to smell you.

Fingers extended can get chomped on easily.
Much harder to chomp a fist if the dog is aggressive.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 17 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 21:24:13 ago (+17/-0)

i've always placed my balls firmly on the dogs forehead when meeting a new dog for the first time

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 06:13:44 ago (+1/-0)

You made me lol. It does not go unnoticed.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 11:35:53 ago (+1/-0)

All that dolphin fucking made you have balls of steel

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 23:49:22 ago (+6/-0)

And don't use your dominant hand.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 00:21:54 ago (+4/-2)

Are ya friendly little buddy? Here, smell my pistol

[ - ] gimpyoldman 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 23:34:21 ago (+7/-0)

A city cop would have shot him.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 22:27:46 ago (+7/-0)

Better question: has anyone with good character been bitten by an approachable dog?

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 20:24:59 ago (+4/-0)

You can see there was little risk due to both the approach and the dog's behaviour.

Now watch Jamal strut up the driveway flipping gang signs and hollering get mauled.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 00:24:07 ago (+2/-0)

The guy saying, "ah, thank god, thank god," was golden.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 19:57:01 ago (+2/-0)

I nearly had to fight a dog with a two stroke power tool

Would highly NOT recommend

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 21:09:06 ago (+6/-0)

Don't want to be mixing oil and gas while a dog attacks

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 21:15:00 ago (+3/-0)

It was already running...

Power tools have things called "gas tanks"

These contain the fuel/oil mixture which powers two stroke internal combustion engines

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 21:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 21:20:57 ago (+1/-0)

I can't tell if that dog is aroused or homicidal

Maybe both?

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 11:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

He is stunned by your brevity and wit

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 19:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a pretty cool dog!

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 20:37:44 ago (+1/-0)

For anyone else, make your fist in a ball on first contact to let the dog to smell you.

Fingers extended can get chomped on easily.
Much harder to chomp a fist if the dog is aggressive.