Real Nigga Chain - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Real Nigga Chain
submitted by Kozel to Niggers 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:08:12 ago (+14/-1) (poststuff2.entensity.net)
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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:44:50 ago (+3/-0)

Someone once told me with complete authority that every lawyer had tried coke at least once. For the first time in my career I couldn't think of a single argument.

[ + ] natehiggers

[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:17:20 ago (+3/-0)

Drug abuse is pretty rampant among lawyers. From what I have been told coke is the big one among lawyers.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:30:28 ago (+3/-0)

No no, they use their cocaine correctly. Abusing it would get them disbarred!

[ + ] natehiggers

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:35:34 ago (+1/-0)

Mark Cuban's brother was a lawyer who got disbarred for being a huge addict.

[ - ] coldsoak 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:08:27 ago (+3/-0)*

Forgot to return the shitter key from the gas station. Same thing happened last week, except he walked around with a tire rim around his neck for a week, until his homies started calling him tire shop nigga.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:31:36 ago (+2/-0)

Just think how funny it'll be when they use a tire! His pals will just act in instinct and set it on fire!

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 03:35:59 ago (+3/-0)

The possibilities for the evolutionary left-behinds working in concert are endless. The videos of their homemade aircraft are comedy gold! Can't wait for the NIG2 rocket program.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

Burn the coal, pay the toll
Drill for oil, pay the spoils.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:16:59 ago (+2/-0)

got anything for spoon?

[ + ] ItsBacon

[ - ] ItsBacon 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:38:16 ago (+1/-0)

Spoon the boon poon, STD's coming soon.

[ + ] natehiggers

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:21:26 ago (+0/-0)

No, but I will work on something. I enjoy a challenge.

[ + ] lord_nougat