Forgot to return the shitter key from the gas station. Same thing happened last week, except he walked around with a tire rim around his neck for a week, until his homies started calling him tire shop nigga.
The possibilities for the evolutionary left-behinds working in concert are endless. The videos of their homemade aircraft are comedy gold! Can't wait for the NIG2 rocket program.
Someone once told me with complete authority that every lawyer had tried coke at least once. For the first time in my career I couldn't think of a single argument.
[ + ] coldsoak
[ - ] coldsoak 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:08:27 ago (+3/-0)*
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:31:36 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] coldsoak
[ - ] coldsoak 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 03:35:59 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal
[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:44:50 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] natehiggers
[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:17:20 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:30:28 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] natehiggers
[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:35:34 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] oyy_veyy_goyy
[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 08:48:44 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] GuyWhite
[ - ] GuyWhite 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 09:39:39 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] germ22
[ - ] germ22 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 05:48:31 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4
[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 03:04:14 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:29:53 ago (+0/-0)
oh. Nevermind. There is a spoon after all.
[ + ] natehiggers
[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:16:02 ago (+0/-0)
Drill for oil, pay the spoils.
[ + ] Kozel
[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:16:59 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] ItsBacon
[ - ] ItsBacon 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:38:16 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] natehiggers
[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:21:26 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:32:11 ago (+0/-0)
...something something real soon!!