I hate my mood swings. - Upgoat

I hate my mood swings.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 13:34:54 ago (+20/-1) (Jokes)

They're great!

[ - ] Shitheel 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 07:38:29 ago (+0/-0)

Take the chains off.

Then you will just have mood seats.

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 14:35:55 ago (+3/-0)

I just lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I feel about that.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 14:55:34 ago (+2/-0)*

I just lost my mood ring, and now I don't know how I feel about that.

FTFY

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 14:57:15 ago (+1/-0)*

You're right, that's much better. It's not how I heard it on 30 Rock, but that's a much better one liner.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 20:41:59 ago (+2/-0)

+1 for the original.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 22:05:22 ago (+0/-0)

Does that mean I get +5?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 14:34:57 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 15:10:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 19:24:58 ago (+2/-0)

Good thing that car broke his fall!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 20:07:49 ago (+1/-0)

Santa drinks because he didn't know Mrs Claus was infertile until after the wedding. That's why they have no children of their own.

True Story.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 22:23:56 ago (+1/-0)

Well, at least she's not one of those god damned elves!