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I work in the Marine industry with a bunch of hardcore Florida swamp rednecks. Some of the shit they say is super salty buy fucking hilarious.

I worked with an old guy (60+) over the summer while in college who wore daisy duke short shorts every fucking goddamn day, balls almost hanging out and everything. Every woman he found attractive, no matter the age, he'd go right up to her and tell her, "I'd like to take you to a motel and treat you like a real woman." He dropped that line between 5-8 times a day, while I worked with him 6 days a week, for three months.

Nothing really interesting to add to it, that shit is just burned into my brain.

+++always say

My first construction job is where is picked up "there's a nigger in the woodpile"