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I used to work with a guy who would also say "I'd like to eat her out dirty".

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 15:29:53 ago (+3/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

Funny guy, wouldn't be surprised if he were on here. He was a bit of a clown but I always liked him.

Push.
.
.
Push.
. push..

Flush.


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[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 19:38:51 ago (+0/-0)

My first construction job is where is picked up "there's a nigger in the woodpile"

[ - ] Xantha 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 19:03:01 ago (+2/-0)

I worked with an old guy (60+) over the summer while in college who wore daisy duke short shorts every fucking goddamn day, balls almost hanging out and everything. Every woman he found attractive, no matter the age, he'd go right up to her and tell her, "I'd like to take you to a motel and treat you like a real woman." He dropped that line between 5-8 times a day, while I worked with him 6 days a week, for three months.

Nothing really interesting to add to it, that shit is just burned into my brain.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 20:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

Minus the shorts sounds like the same guy

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 15:54:09 ago (+2/-0)

I work in the Marine industry with a bunch of hardcore Florida swamp rednecks. Some of the shit they say is super salty buy fucking hilarious.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 18:39:56 ago (+1/-0)

SEMPER FI!

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 9, 2022 15:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

+++always say