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Betty White dead at 99. Press F.

submitted by MatthewJuly1313 to whatever 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 14:38:57 ago (+37/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 14:45:26 ago (+11/-1)

This lady got on TV in the 1930's and you still know her name. Respect. F.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 16:15:32 ago (+6/-1)

I wonder how much kike prostate had to get massaged for that.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 19:54:51 ago (+0/-0)

This un ironically. Voat loooooves to shit on celebs and any tv related thing but oh look it’s Betty white, better rescind all my beliefs and then worship the person whose been on tv the longest.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 22:24:32 ago (+2/-0)

She had us at White.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 22:45:12 ago (+2/-0)

And her whole schtik at the end was "I say whorey things, but I'm old."

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:01:08 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 22:46:46 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't those ranges inclusive. She left this world because she knew she wouldn't be able to play with legos soon and didn't see the point of living.

[ - ] HughBriss 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 14:58:42 ago (+5/-0)

Someone needs to tell People magazine. They just published an issue featuring Betty White with a blurb on the cover saying "Betty White Turns 100!" She was going to be 100 on January 17.

I'm sorry to see her go. She was unique and talented. When she hosted SNL several years ago, she actually made the show enjoyable and funny.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:38:57 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 14:42:07 ago (+4/-0)*

Betty White and that old hag kike Bea Arthur absolutely hated each other.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 8 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:18:40 ago (+8/-0)

That's because Bea Arthur was a trashy liberal cunt, and Betty White wasn't.

[ - ] HughBriss 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 14:59:36 ago (+5/-0)

Can't blame Betty for hating Bea Arthur. She was appalling.

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:03:02 ago (+4/-0)

Bea Arthur was a constantly angry kike cunt, even her own kids stopped associating with her.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 16:21:26 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 17:10:03 ago (+1/-1)

I actually thought she was the funniest GG.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 21:25:56 ago (+4/-0)

Bea Arthur was a jew. She was also in the Marine Corps. I saw an evaluation written about her whilst she was in the Corps. They basically said she was a bitch that nobody liked. (She did make sergeant, however.)

Little known fact: The US had only two workable atomic bombs. If the Japanese hadn't surrendered after the second bomb was dropped Truman ordered that Bea Arthur be dropped on Tokyo. This information was leaked to the Japanese and that is why they decided to surrender unconditionally.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 23:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

That's about the funniest thing I've read today. Well done.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 02:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

Username checks out.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 19:04:11 ago (+3/-0)

Zero fucks. Who cares?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 17:53:31 ago (+3/-0)

Poor Betty. I'm sorry to see you go. You did what you wanted when you wanted for as long as you wanted. We should all be so self assured.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:50:54 ago (+3/-1)

She was nice and was genuinely entertaining enough. She said some hysterical but true things about the current state of gender norms. It's sad to see her go, but she lived a long and well earned life.

God Bless, and Rest in Peace.

F.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 06:30:57 ago (+1/-0)

That cunt's been old my entire life LOL. bout time

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 14:53:19 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 22:48:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 05:06:44 ago (+1/-0)

Just when she said, "it's amazing that I'm still so healthy at my age"...

[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 23:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

worshipping a hoe who craves black cocks
nty

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 18:48:24 ago (+1/-0)

Question: Who would you rather fuck? Both the Gilmore Girls? Or all four of the Golden Girls?

Answer: The Golden Girls. There are twice as many of them and none of them will go to the police afterwards.

RIP Betty White.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 16:54:32 ago (+1/-0)

F

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

She was a dirty little whore in her youth.

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:31:08 ago (+2/-0)

When Bea Arthur was in the Marines during WWII she got busted down to private for Syphilis.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 15:41:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 16:15:01 ago (+1/-0)

I've seen 1 or 2 interviews/articles about her past affairs and behavior from when she was just starting out. They're out there if you look.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 16:28:36 ago (+0/-0)

Bea Arthur basically screwed her way to fame.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 08:03:45 ago (+0/-0)

You spend 8-9 months in the can as a human.
Why isnt that time ever counted on earth age?
Betty lived a century IMO.
I turn 61 and 9 months on the 18th.
Fuck the kike scale of life.

[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 00:15:05 ago (+1/-1)*

Don't give a fuck. I know, I'm supposed to femininely pretend to give a fuck to "fit in" (like you) because everyone else is pretending to, because they were told to.

But I don't give a fuck.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast -5 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 18:54:45 ago (+0/-5)

If you really believe she is dead you are blind