You will never be as comfymaxxed as this gator - Upgoat

You will never be as comfymaxxed as this gator
submitted by big_fat_dangus to comfy 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:36:09 ago (+50/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/j0gqk7.mp4

[ - ] Splooge 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:08:21 ago (+6/-0)

I dunno, I’m sinking into a big chair with a book and pot of tea right now. It’s raining/snowing out (so crackhead niggers are suffering while I’m nice and toasty in an oversized hoodie and sweats) and my bluetooth soundwear is playing soft chillstep. I’ve got my blackout curtains drawn and the only light source in here is my multi monitor setup cycling slowly through thousands of 4K landscapes.

I’m pretty comfy.

[ + ] jewsbadnews

[ - ] jewsbadnews 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 00:31:59 ago (+2/-0)

Based and comfypilled.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:12:14 ago (+2/-0)

A fine contender. What's the book?

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:28:47 ago (+4/-0)

“Practical Aspects of Rape Investigation - A Multidisciplinary Approach (Fourth Edition)”

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 20:15:23 ago (+1/-0)

Curious; what is your objective in reading that particular tome?

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 21:44:01 ago (+5/-0)

The chapters on detecting/investigating false allegations; refutation techniques, exploits, patterns. A lot of it isn't limited to just sexual assault -- but since rape accusations tend to be the most serious, you get the most information applicable to other scenarios.

It's kind of like learning how to rebuild your entire car engine; when the time comes to change your oil, it's simple because of your comprehensive understanding. Similarly, I believe learning about the gaslighting techniques used by actual sexual predators and the strategies involved in exposing them (there's a chapter on interview/interrogation) can help with resistance to such things as jewish gaslighting in everyday life.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 22:16:08 ago (+2/-0)

Excellent; you are a true warrior of the New Age.

Unrelated side note: I see you used two dashes as a substitute for an em dash (long dash). If you want to use an actual em dash (—) simply hold down the ALT key and enter 0151. A medium dash (en dash) can be created by using ALT+0150 (–). There are many other symbols you can create by using ALT codes (卐).

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 22:44:31 ago (+0/-0)

I'm aware of the proper em dash, but when I post on Voat I'm usually too lazy to do the Alt-0151 thing.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhfiWXTBPWU

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 00:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

(._.'')

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 22:16:47 ago (+0/-0)

"Tits, Ass and Pussy, nigger !!" In my worst Dave Chappelle voice ...