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The Yule Goat.

submitted by TheSimulacra to Goats 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 15:35:27 ago (+33/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Happy Solstice yule goats.


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[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 23:35:38 ago (+1/-0)

We have one of these (smaller though) and we root for the big one to survive every year.

It makes a great Christmas decoration.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 21:24:55 ago (+1/-0)

this is cool so long as it isn't burned. what is this or where?

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 00:02:05 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 07:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

I know this sounds sad, but it’s also, I think, the actual spirit of Christmas. Not the arson itself, but what the arson represents: the eternal battle between goat-erectors and goat-burners; between the forces of cozy commercialization, eager to smother the season in ribbons, presents, and sparkly lights, and the contrasting, primeval urge to set something huge on fire because the sun has disappeared and who knows when it’s coming back.

Based

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 00:03:52 ago (+1/-0)

It's a battle between the law, and those who want to watch it burn.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 18:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

That's a LOT of wasted carbon credits right?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 16:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

And then they burn it after Christmas.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 18:08:57 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I have mixed feelings about that, the videos online are pretty awesome though.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 19:11:42 ago (+0/-0)

If they can keep the niggers away from it.

The goat is an open invitation for "diversity".

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 19:53:29 ago (+0/-0)

The kike is spreading propaganda through it's owned media. They say it is a tradition to burn it. Fuck them.

These goats come from old traditions where children got some string, some hay, and were shown how they could tie their own little Christmas goat to play with. That toy can last the whole childhood. You don't burn it.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 07:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

Is it not a tradition though? I'd argue it is by definition.

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:59:23 ago (+0/-0)

There is no natural movement or organization behind burning it down. It's kikes pushing pyromaniacs to do it by doing "news" reports on national tv like "Now it's only 4 days until the median day of the years the Gävle Bocken is burned down.". The organizers who put up the goat are against burning it down and has always been. They have organized more and more security with barriers and cameras, and they have put flame retardants all over the the goat. It wasn't burned down the last 4 years!

Whoever burned down the goat or other public Christmas decorations should to have their possessions burned down, that should be a tradition.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 15:33:57 ago (+0/-0)

If it happened regularly then yes, that would also be a tradition.

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 15:56:56 ago (+0/-0)*

Retards burning down Swedish peoples property does not make it a Swedish tradition. I hope they burn your property down and make it a tradition for you.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 09:22:48 ago (+0/-0)

Have a nice day.

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 16:00:16 ago (+0/-0)

By your retard definition it is a tradition amongst white people to have their children ritually tortured and sacrificed to moloch by kikes.

[ - ] Broc_Liath -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:33:57 ago (+0/-1)

It may be a kike tradition, yes. "Tradition" doesn't have to equal "good thing that should continue."

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 09:13:10 ago (+0/-0)

Saying that it is a tradition to burn Julbocken makes it sound like it's a Swedish tradition. There is no fucking culture behind this, it's only hate for Swedish culture.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 09:20:20 ago (+0/-0)

I think that's reading way too much into it.

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 09:29:56 ago (+0/-0)

No, you chose how you worded it.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 10:00:14 ago (+0/-0)

I said nothing of the sort, and I seriously doubt this is anywhere near as political as you're trying to make it. Have a nice day.