Do you faggots remember the book, "Truly Tasteless Jokes"? Probably the best joke book of all time. - Upgoat

Do you faggots remember the book, "Truly Tasteless Jokes"? Probably the best joke book of all time.
submitted by FinsterBaby to Jokes 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:27:11 ago (+21/-0) (Jokes)

Examples:

What does it take to make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.

What do you call a black boy with a bicycle?
Thief!

How do you stop black kids from jumping up and down on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

Fucking classic, and would never fly today.

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[ - ] brotherhero 8 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:30:38 ago (+8/-0)

How do you get them off the ceiling?

Hire a bunch of mexicans and tell them it's a pinata.

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[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:24:38 ago (+6/-0)

how do you clean up the mess? tell the gooks nest door it was a cat fight

[ - ] NeoNazirite 8 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:47:18 ago (+8/-0)

Have you ever seen a picture of Helen Keller's dad?

Neither has she.

What's worse than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree?

A baby nailed to 20 trees.

[ - ] MaryXmas 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:42:25 ago (+6/-0)

https://readonlinefree.net/read-online-truly-tasteless-jokes-three-full

[ + ] FinsterBaby

[ - ] FinsterBaby [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:03:39 ago (+2/-0)

Beautiful. Thank.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:40:02 ago (+6/-0)

Why do nigger bitches eat watermelon with their legs open?

To keep the flies off of the fruit.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:09:57 ago (+5/-0)

How do you stop five black guys from raping your sister? Throw 'em a basketball.

[ - ] jokersmild 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 07:03:27 ago (+2/-0)

OMG yes I remember these.

I'm pretty sure that if you let a 9-year-old read these books today and send the school that Mom would probably get a note home from the teacher asking why the child still has access to material like this even after the "George Carlin" incident.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:24:45 ago (+2/-0)

Loved those books when I was a kid.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

What's easier to unload? A truck load of rocks,Or a truckload of dead babies?

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:49:40 ago (+3/-0)

The dead babies,you can use a pitch fork.

[ + ] BoraxTheFungarian

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:07:29 ago (+2/-0)

Nonono, you told it wrong. You have to make the person THINK about it all with an image in their head.

What’s the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

You can’t unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:23:58 ago (+1/-0)

Yea,you're correct,it's been along time since I'd told a joke.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:44:23 ago (+2/-0)

I'll bet it's still in print.

Edit: Amazon has it. $3.99

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:29:45 ago (+1/-0)

Those all sound familiar, so somebody I know must have a copy.

What did it taste like?

[ + ] FinsterBaby

[ - ] FinsterBaby [op] 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:47:36 ago (+4/-0)

It was tasteless. Try to keep up.

:rim shot:

;)

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:10:20 ago (+1/-0)