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Do any of you have a gun with a cool name?

submitted by IwuvU to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 16:47:18 ago (+3/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] alacrity167 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 01:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

I got a nickname for all my guns
A Desert Eagle that I call Big Pun
A two shot that I call 2Pac
And a dirty pistol that love to crew hop
My TEC-9 I'ma call T-Pain
My three inch snub I'ma call Lil Wayne
Machine gun named Missy, so loud
It go hee-hee… hee-hee-hehehehe-blaow!

[ - ] Weredawg 11 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 16:54:37 ago (+11/-0)

What a weird question to ask. We're all nogunz here. Do you think israel has nukes? If so, how many?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:19:12 ago (+4/-0)

No. My guns all got lost but they had shitty names when I had them. Fuck you, glow nigger.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 16:50:37 ago (+4/-0)

No. All our guns have bland ordinary names.

[ - ] Otsu 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 17:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

non-binary names even

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 17:41:06 ago (+0/-0)

Not even octal binary!

[ - ] beece 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:44:51 ago (+3/-0)

Named the car and the penis already, isn't that enough. Besides that, my guns all came with names: Sig Sauer, Noveske, Smith and Wesson, Browning, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, and Colt etc.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:15:19 ago (+3/-0)

Did you just assume they weren't name fluid, Agent Gonzalez?

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:15:01 ago (+2/-0)

APX Centurion. Before I lost it in the boating accident.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 17:18:54 ago (+2/-0)

Like Tina? I have a gun that I named Tina. That is a female woman's name.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

That deaths head that is your avatar, I have one that a departed friend of mine cast in silver. I’ve always wanted to incorporate it onto a belt buckle. I also have the moulds to make more.

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 21:05:23 ago (+1/-0)

None of my guns have names. I only know the sound they make when they take a life.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:34:16 ago (+0/-0)

Pew pew pew?

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

Pinky.

Its a small single shot 22, that is neon pink. Anything to do with neon is cool.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

WHy you want to confiscate it?

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] localsal 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 17:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

Asking for penis names is pretty gay.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvz4zqqlCiI

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 11:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

FBI are gonna learn that Voaters are a smart bunch is all

[ - ] LoliNeko 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 10:21:53 ago (+0/-0)

Gunny McGunFace

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 04:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

what is this "gun"?

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 01:13:10 ago (+0/-0)

Moist nugget

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 21:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

Before they all sank in the river, I had a little guy with me at all times I referred to as Mr. Barker.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 21:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

I was going to engrave my double barrel coach gun with “Uncle Joe’s Travonator” after biden told us we only needed a shotgun.

But then I realized that inscribing such a name would be interpreted as a threat or intention to shoot someone. So I never did it.

[ - ] Battlefat 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

Cross-post your query to /v/Glowniggers

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:15:32 ago (+0/-0)

Hmmm, are you fishing for what I might have owned before the boating accident?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:00:20 ago (+0/-1)

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