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Did you guys hear about the helicopter crash in Kenya's largest cemetary?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 17:47:36 ago (+26/-0)     (Jokes)

Police and rescue workers have already found 200 bodies with many more expected as digging continues into the evening.


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[ - ] localsal 6 points 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 18:28:19 ago (+6/-0)

This was probably a Polish joke many years ago.

Now the Poles are some of the most intelligent people in Europe.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:18:32 ago (+3/-0)

Ya it's a Polish joke, but I changed the name to protect the innocent.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 03:17:51 ago (+1/-0)

Ancient Irish joke

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 06:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

This joke was first told by King Ptolemy I in the Library of Alexandria, circa 300 B.C.

True story.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 12:46:31 ago (+1/-0)

Fun fact.. oldest recorded joke is a fart joke involving a woman

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 13:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

what was it?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:04:48 ago (+3/-0)*

Hundreds feared dead. Fortunately no one was injured. Jussie Smolett says it's racial and fag related.

[ - ] Darwinxmachina 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 13:00:12 ago (+1/-0)

I think about Pollock jokes being everywhere when I was a small boy; no clue how that was jewish propaganda in the same way that dumb blond jokes were jewish envy manifest. Infuriating how they infect everything with their poison.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 13:02:37 ago (+1/-0)

The kikes told everyone that the Germans assassinated all the Polish intellectuals. At least that was what I remember reading back in the day.

[ - ] CowboyHenk 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

Mmm, black humour. My favourite kind!

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 20:46:20 ago (+1/-0)

Black humor is a lot like food. Sadly, some people just don't get it...

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 18:17:39 ago (+1/-0)

Can you dig it?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:20:07 ago (+1/-0)

That song is pretty close to something I would enjoy, but it's just not close enough.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:37:24 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, not their absolute best, but I liked it when it came out.

How about this one? For some reason that's their best, in my ever so very humble opinion.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:48:32 ago (+1/-0)

I would give that 4 out of 5 stars. That would fit right in with what I have been listening to lately.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 10, 2021 20:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

Right on.

Any further recommendations?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 11, 2021 06:12:32 ago (+1/-0)

As a matter of fact, yes. See if you like either one of these songs. This guy is one of the bands that I discovered at Pandora.com a few years ago. Before then I had never heard of a lot of these type of bands (Indie Pop / Electronic?). Maybe you already know this music, but if not let me know what you think of it -- good or bad.


(MIIKE SNOW - BURIAL) Sort of a darker song but one of my favs. The more I hear this the more I like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-exYwdjgL4

(MIIKE SNOW - CULT LOGIC) This is another of my Miike Snow favorites. If you like either of these songs, then chances are that you will like a lot of his music. He is a master of the art of electronic pop music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZ7fIhdFB4