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We wuz Olimpic athletes and shit

submitted by deleted to videos 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 10:09:49 ago (+37/-0)     (videos)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 7 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 13:30:43 ago (+7/-0)

Reminder that his country killed, cooked and ate one of the Rockefellers so they're not all bad.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 15:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

Nice, basted

[ - ] deleteme1234 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 11, 2021 14:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

More details or sauce highly appreciated

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 11, 2021 15:13:08 ago (+0/-0)

Spoiled rich son of Rockefellers takes time after college to travel around the world collecting art from unexplored places. His interest was in New Guinea, where he spent time getting to know the natives. According to the story he got pulled underneath the tide just offshore, washed up in a strange area where he was supposedly killed and eaten. There is some evidence of this, though there is a possibility it didn't happen. What did happen is he never showed up again and disappeared. The tribe that supposedly ate him would dispose of human bodies after eating them so there's no undisputable evidence that it happened, but the trail leads to a tribe and then disappears. Based on his previous actions, the tides and his knowledge of the locals it is believed he ended up in a cookpot but since there's no concrete evidence people still wonder.

I should add the correction that this happened in Papua New Quinea, not Equatorial New Guinea where the nigger above came from. My bad. They are still third world shitholes

[ - ] FinsterBaby 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:57:41 ago (+3/-0)

He looks like a turd in a giant toilet bowl.

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 13:02:14 ago (+1/-0)

I thought you had to get a qualifying time before the Olympics? That way we don't get shit like this.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 13:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

...but when you're a nigger that can swim...!

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 17:04:52 ago (+0/-0)

They needed the diversity

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 22:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

Moussambani gained entry to the Olympics without meeting the minimum qualification requirements via a wildcard draw designed to encourage participation by developing countries lacking full training facilities.

Not only that, but he "won" that single heat because he was the only one in it. The other two were disqualified after false starts.

[ - ] Version6 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:03:19 ago (+1/-0)

1.52 for 100m? Horrible.

[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 16:01:47 ago (+2/-0)

Anything more than 50 seconds for 100m crawl at an olympic level is fucking awful. Niggers don't belong in White countries, and they belong even less in our pools.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 16:59:40 ago (+0/-0)

Well he didn't sink

[ - ] quaintarrow303 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 17:45:05 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was the special Olympics than standard laughing my ass off when I realized what was happening.

[ - ] Unjaded 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 18:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

That was hilarious. He nearly drowned on 100m swim! Hahaha

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 18:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

and he WON his heat. and he is BLACK. and NOW everyone gets a trophy in the olympics. which an absolute WASTE of TIME, ENERGY and RESOURCES for PARASITES called "athletes".

[ - ] Timothymcoyvey 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 11, 2021 01:10:00 ago (+0/-0)

How did he win his heat?

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:09:44 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta give the guy being interviewed credit. He's telling it like it is, like it should be, when wondering out loud if the Olympics perhaps are NOT the place for someone of thjs low swimming ability to be show casing his bullshit.

And all the people cheering are just as bad. But that makes sense because the gladiator games were for the plebs the same as olympics are for npc's and sheep.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 19:24:24 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty good time,for an 8yo.

[ - ] boogienight 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 21:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

He was transferred to swimming after they kicked him off the bobsled team