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Stumbled across this in one of my circles.

submitted by Splooge to Guns 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:59:10 ago (+26/-0)     (i.ibb.co)

https://i.ibb.co/Rv0j7bc/image.png



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[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 17:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

Ha, that's fairly good. Guess I'm uncured.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 18:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

those lousy elves!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 19:25:36 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t get it. One of the cool kids will have to explain this to me

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

When you hear "1911", it refers to a pistol (colt 1911, model 1911, .45 1911, etc). In a nutshell, it is criticized by this generation and beloved by boomers. Boomers are all fatties. That's the joke.

Obviously, everyone would happily add a 1911 from Santa to their collection, and not all boomers are fat.

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:33:20 ago (+1/-0)

You're missing the salty bit.
They get really salty when you bring up "glock"

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:42:20 ago (+2/-0)

Austrian junk,made from recycled dead panzer tank treads.

Salt added,check.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 21:15:24 ago (+1/-0)

Bro my Glock never had a malfunction and I have over 6 million rounds through it.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 21:22:10 ago (+1/-0)

You win! Your screen name made me spill my cold beer,worth it!! Thanks!!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 22:14:08 ago (+0/-0)

Not that I love the striker fires, but a 1911 is probably last on my list.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 10:00:39 ago (+0/-0)

I resemble that remark. :-P