Are the elves congnizant of public reaction? What are their thoughts? Expected? Surprised? Afraid? I hope it's afraid. I hope it's not, expected and ready phase 2.
"Did you know? Elves have been knocked off of at least 109 shelves? Somehow they always end up climbing back on and making rules about knocking them off. And they always display the same voracious elfnocentrism that got them knocked off the shelf in the first place. Some might suggest that it's simply time to take the shelf down. The international elf is the world's foremost problem." 10k likes
"And one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Rudolph into power."
"The Elf cries out in pain as he strikes you."
"6 million presents every Christmas eve? That’s not possible. It takes about one to five minutes to wrap a package. There are about 600 minutes in a Christmas night and with four to six elves wrapping presents, that would mathematically equate to 2400 to 3600 presents tops in one night."
"Rejecting the elf is the one thing that could truly unite humanity."
The Zykeebler-B gas was only used to treat toyphus outbreaks in Santa's workshop, but you never hear about that because all the Christmas carols are written by elves.
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[ + ] SparklingWiggle
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY
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There is also a link on the yewtu.be site right under comments, I believe.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/r5upjq/does_anyone_work_for_youtube_i_just_spent_the/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY
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Somehow they always end up climbing back on and making rules about knocking them off.
And they always display the same voracious elfnocentrism that got them knocked off the shelf in the first place.
Some might suggest that it's simply time to take the shelf down.
The international elf is the world's foremost problem." 10k likes
"And one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Rudolph into power."
"The Elf cries out in pain as he strikes you."
"6 million presents every Christmas eve? That’s not possible. It takes about one to five minutes to wrap a package. There are about 600 minutes in a Christmas night and with four to six elves wrapping presents, that would mathematically equate to 2400 to 3600 presents tops in one night."
"Rejecting the elf is the one thing that could truly unite humanity."
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- It didn’t happen.
- Elves deserved it.
Both reindeer are right
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