Santa inc - disabled dislikes but the comments are pure gold - Upgoat

Santa inc - disabled dislikes but the comments are pure gold
submitted by 2017Fallout to whatever 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 04:10:34 ago (+45/-0) (whatever)

[ - ] Nosferatjew 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 12:29:02 ago (+12/-0)

The Zykeebler-B gas was only used to treat toyphus outbreaks in Santa's workshop, but you never hear about that because all the Christmas carols are written by elves.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 13:30:12 ago (+6/-0)

It's a shame that the Hollyfrost never actually happened

[ - ] Qwertytoal 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 10:44:42 ago (+12/-0)

The comments are actually giving me more hope then I have felt around Christmas for a long time.

[ - ] spirit1977 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 05:39:30 ago (+12/-0)

"Did you know? Elves have been knocked off of at least 109 shelves?
Somehow they always end up climbing back on and making rules about knocking them off.
And they always display the same voracious elfnocentrism that got them knocked off the shelf in the first place.
Some might suggest that it's simply time to take the shelf down.
The international elf is the world's foremost problem." 10k likes

"And one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Rudolph into power."

"The Elf cries out in pain as he strikes you."

"6 million presents every Christmas eve? That’s not possible. It takes about one to five minutes to wrap a package. There are about 600 minutes in a Christmas night and with four to six elves wrapping presents, that would mathematically equate to 2400 to 3600 presents tops in one night."

"Rejecting the elf is the one thing that could truly unite humanity."

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 11 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 12:11:04 ago (+11/-0)

There are two reindeer inside each of us:
- It didn’t happen.
- Elves deserved it.

Both reindeer are right

[ + ] 2017Fallout

[ - ] 2017Fallout [op] 9 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 08:50:53 ago (+9/-0)

I lost a couple hours reading them.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 12:07:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 13:25:01 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 12:08:42 ago (+3/-0)

Yewtu.be shows the dislikes at 53,503 and it is still rising.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY

[ - ] derpfroot 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 10:39:31 ago (+3/-0)

the elf cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[ - ] dcosta77 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 19:31:01 ago (+2/-0)

They have now disabled the comment section.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 14:09:00 ago (+2/-0)

"My mom was always a denier of the elf Hall of Costs. But now she can't believe it only happened once."

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 13:52:30 ago (+2/-0)

Are the elves congnizant of public reaction? What are their thoughts? Expected? Surprised? Afraid? I hope it's afraid. I hope it's not, expected and ready phase 2.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 15:10:38 ago (+1/-0)

Check out the reddit comments; there is a link on the yewtu.be page. The leftist cannot believe how much antisemitic support there is out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 13:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] asdf23 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 12:03:02 ago (+1/-0)

Where is the link?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 15:08:01 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY

[ + ] MasterAce

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 15:43:49 ago (+0/-0)

Can’t find Reddit salt mine can you link?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 30, 2021 22:56:26 ago (+1/-0)