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Luckiest Man Alive
submitted by Thisismyaccount to pics 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 20:13:17 ago (+30/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
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This guy should be buying lottery tickets

[ - ] BitterVeteran 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:40:15 ago (+4/-0)

What a cliched thing to say. "Something lucky happened. Buy lottery tickets."

Says every normie, pink-haired single mom that identifies as a dad out there.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:56:06 ago (+3/-0)

How about me? I was nowhere near that thing, aren't I even LUCKIER?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 20:22:13 ago (+3/-0)

Or he used it all up in one shot.

I wonder how dangerous that missile is at that point? Was the detonator defective or is it one bump from making a crater?

[ + ] Thisismyaccount

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 20:28:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's a defective bomb, but they would clear the immediate area of all personal and send in EOD to check and make a detonation if it is required.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'd love to know how they make that determination.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:09:20 ago (+5/-0)

With a big huge hammer, Bugs Bunny style.

[ + ] Thisismyaccount

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:18:02 ago (+2/-0)

Explosive Ordinance Demolition Techs are very well trained and always make the recommendation as to what happens next. The safest way is to blow it up once the area is cleared of all personnel and equipment. The problem with this one is the detonator is buried in the ground. But i'm not an EOD Tech so I wouldn't really know what to do. Basically I am making a guess as to how they would handle it.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 11:14:53 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6195a8acb9adc&commentid=6195b751a2a39

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 14:01:25 ago (+0/-0)

Cut the ~~black~~ red wire.

[ + ] noonefromnowhere

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:15:45 ago (+5/-0)

They stand 500 yards away and go "yup, looks like a bomb" then they drive up a robot and place explosives then they blow them up.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 13:59:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like fun.