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Why did the Flat-Earther get vaccinated?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 17:32:11 ago (+26/-1)     (Jokes)

He wanted to flatten the curve.


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[ - ] dank 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 11:25:41 ago (+1/-0)

Call flat earthers dumb all you want, but you can be damn sure they ain't taking a fucking clot shot.

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 03:10:18 ago (+2/-0)

Saying a flat earther would get a vaccine is like saying a jew would give away their money.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

I'm going to start a new society called the concave earthers.

My brethren will go around taking every flat earth video and meme and simply edit in the word "concave"

The arguments will be identical and equally sensical.

Check mate, earthers.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:05:57 ago (+1/-0)

Why did the surrealist get vaccinated?



The fish.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 19:32:06 ago (+4/-3)

You just offended 70% of voat.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 20:24:03 ago (+3/-0)

At least it was an original insult and not one of those copy/paste slights.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:12:54 ago (+3/-0)

Don't mind him, he's retarded and can't find his short bus.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 12:43:03 ago (+0/-0)

It looks like you offended exactly 42.857143% of voat. Not bad, rookie.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:10:56 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:21:45 ago (+0/-0)

Find the ice wall

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

Who was that before he nuked his account?