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[ - ] VitaminSieg 7 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 20:29:37 ago (+7/-0)

One day someone will literally eat you and you won't know why.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 20:32:34 ago (+1/-3)

Please don't say that. I already have nightmares of falling down stairs - quickly.

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 20:37:48 ago (+2/-0)

A lot of psychologists and psychiatrists say that if you life your nightmares at least once, you stop having them.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 20:41:57 ago (+1/-3)*

When you crawled into bed last night, after sawing a ton of wood, and started pawing at you missus with your massive hands...did she suggest you have another shower?

E: sorry Anman, I'm being over-familiar and taking liberties.I'm just a nosey parker.

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 21:02:57 ago (+3/-0)

I didnt saw any wood. I just wanted to remind you how feminine you are.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 21:09:08 ago (+1/-3)

I don't need reminding. It's not my fault. You realise your missus will get insanely jealous of me now we are mates? It happens every time I make a mate. Bitches hate me even even though I'm 100% red blooded male. They see me as competition. Story of my life.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 20:34:04 ago (+1/-3)

I will know why -'cos I'm so edible!

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 21:01:11 ago (+4/-0)

Only fully vaccinated people will be able to visit hospitals, aged care facilities, prisons and disability services, except in end-of-life or emergency situations.

They just said you don't have to pay taxes anymore.

You can't use public roads due to lockdown and now can't use the public healthcare system that is paid for by taxes.

Title is also fake and gay paul_fairy

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -3 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 21:03:09 ago (+1/-4)

Oh it's that Doug chap. He's unvaccinated you know. We stopped inviting him to dinner parties.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -3 points 3.6 yearsNov 8, 2021 20:31:19 ago (+1/-4)*

G'day bro. Haven't seen you around in a while. Where you been (if it's not personal)? Haven't seen @yesiknow about either. I'm quite worried about her.