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If I had a dollar for every woman that has called me handsome...

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 18:39:23 ago (+35/-1)     (Jokes)

I would have a dollar. Thanks Mom!


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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 20:32:55 ago (+4/-0)

Nah, you’d be in massive debt.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 21:17:56 ago (+3/-0)

In other words, don't quit my day job?

[ - ] quidgybo 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 18:50:15 ago (+4/-0)

id also have a dollar.....but from my ex's mom.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 19:16:02 ago (+2/-4)

I wonder how prevalent mother-in-law jealousy of daughters is?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 00:31:48 ago (+3/-0)

You are a good looking nebula sir.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 13:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

Trudeaus mom says hes a good boxer

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 16:21:30 ago (+0/-0)

She may have been referring to the dog breed.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 19:26:52 ago (+5/-3)*

My mom was miss "insert state here", she never called me handsome, in fact (dad looked like clooney) my whole family (sister, mom) was better looking than me (I'm not into that stuff anyway). i DO remember being called handsome though. I remember thinking THIS is what you hear when you are NOT handsome. DIRECT reference/comment to/about your looks. Like Julia Roberts (et al) ALWAYS getting called beautiful when she actually looks like a horse.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 3, 2021 19:14:41 ago (+2/-3)

I'll pay that.