I got gas for $1.39 today. - Upgoat

I got gas for $1.39 today.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 19:25:49 ago (+48/-2) (Jokes)

I love Taco Bell.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 19:54:43 ago (+3/-0)

nice

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 23, 2021 10:56:21 ago (+1/-0)

I paid $1.38.

get the gas buddy app and check it at night there a station 20km away from me that drops 20 cents overnight.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 23, 2021 11:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

Do you use a metal detector to find the twenty cents?

[ - ] 0rion 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 23, 2021 08:48:35 ago (+1/-0)

Oh how I miss the dollar menu.

As far as fast food goes, Tbell is the best.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 23, 2021 11:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

Us Galaxies think alike.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 23, 2021 01:32:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 23, 2021 00:50:23 ago (+2/-1)

It used to be .59, .79, .99.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 22:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

You only spent $1.39 @ the Bell?No fuckin' way.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 23:41:08 ago (+2/-0)

39 cents was for the cup of ice water; the dollar was for the pill to prevent giardiasis.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 22:37:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 22:42:36 ago (+1/-0)

Now you're asking the real questions.

[ - ] Phoenix_Right 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 20:38:04 ago (+1/-0)

Had me going for a second. Did you get some burnt oil too?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 20:58:56 ago (+2/-0)

No, but he squirted some tranny fluid on the meal for free.

[ - ] Systemisgay 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 21:09:58 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like fightknightHERO kind of meal

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2021 20:29:52 ago (+1/-0)

Fantastic